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4 years ago

This is what i keep tumblr for

befriended this little lady today

Befriended This Little Lady Today
4 years ago

Wait. Wait wait wait wait... y’all I just realized Julia’s meeting with Carmen for the first time on the train is wackkkk.

Carmen asks if the chair is taken and Jules says “yes but you can stay til my PARTNER arrives.”

Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time

And Carmen is like, “partner??” You know how gay couples sometimes choose to say so they don’t necessarily reveal they are gay in front of everyone.

Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time

Anyways, the Carmen is like, hmmm and looks around to... maybe see if she really is gay or something and realizes she meant Devineux.

Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time
Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time

Then Jules CLARIFIES “TRAVEL partner” to like, signal she’s single???? And then they proceed to flirt????

Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time
Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time
Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait... Y’all I Just Realized Julia’s Meeting With Carmen For The First Time

I’m shook?? Anyways, I might be reading into it too much but oh well.


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4 years ago
I’m Just Saying, They COULD Have Done Yellow, Lavender, White Or Like, Any Other Color Of Rose And

I’m just saying, they COULD have done yellow, lavender, white or like, any other color of rose and they chose RED. They also COULD have done any other kind of flower, but they chose roses. Red as in love. Roses as in love. They know what they are doing.


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4 years ago

My theater class literally has the most SUPREME vibes. We were performing our monologues and one of the girl’s was a hypothetical of her coming out to her parents and literally there’s 5 more lesbians in this class that gave her such postive feedback and everyone was super chill and accepting of her like yasssss these are the vibes I need in everyday life!


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4 years ago

Learning your own nation’s bad history is like having had a gash in your arm. Should it be ignored the wound will get infected and grow to become much worse than it originally was. But, if you take the time to acknowledge it we can start to understand the wound and what we need in order to make it heal. We can start to dress it, and give effort into making it better and it will become as scar. Visible but also a sign of growth.

If we allow nationalist education to be taught our wounds will be infected and hate will become widespread. We need to acknowledge America isn’t perfect, not just in the past but especially now. So we can start to understand what steps we need to take to start to heal and grow to be better, and not get any more gashes.


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4 years ago

According to a study done in 2011, the residents of Utah were the most likely to subsribe to pornography sites (Golder and Macy, 2011)

tell me something nice

4 years ago

I want a cat so bad! I want to be a cat lesbian!! But I’m freakin near deathly allergic to them!!! Why has God cursed me with desire for the object of my utmost pain. Is this what people with peanut allergies feels like when they see Reese’s peanut butter cups??


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4 years ago

Wait... was no one going to tell me that Carmen gave Jules a bouquet of roses at the end of the special or did I just have to watch the special myself???? Also Jules blushes a bunch??? I mean, the tension is too much to be just friendship.


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4 years ago

I find so much joy in calling out terfs and racists on their posts on insta and other platforms and giving them receipts and making them question their own logic and when they see it’s faulty they just are like, “well let’s agree to disagree” and I’m like “haha no❤️ you are wrong and should be better.” Sorry but I’m not letting this slide.


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4 years ago

Okay but like imagine her fighting Emporer Belos with THESE! She knees him in the face and he gets fucking incinerated.

The thought occured to me...

The Thought Occured To Me...

If Luz was older.... tattoo glyphs!


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4 years ago

hey it’s october so i just thought i’d let you guys know i’ll never post jump scares and am extremely anti-screamer or anything else along those lines. i hope you’re all ok and stay safe this month

Hey It’s October So I Just Thought I’d Let You Guys Know I’ll Never Post Jump Scares And Am Extremely
4 years ago

Quick, someone send me that post that’s like “if you reflection is in a sword you’re gay” with adora and a bunch of other gay characters. I want to add an addition.

4 years ago

If you decorate your house for Halloween before October you’re either gay, a witch, or a gay witch. I don’t make the rules.


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4 years ago

GO 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 OFF. Also, the American educational system is trash. I applaud this child’s parents for giving her a voice and standing up against bias authority.

4 years ago

I love college in the fact that I can read a textbook that says, “Residents of red and blue states were equally likely to subscribe to pornography sites, (residents of Utah came first),” and its for class.


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4 years ago

interestingly, parents should not, in fact, resent their children for having it easier

4 years ago

Unmute !

4 years ago

Was anyone going to tell me that symbiotic bacteria supply much of the serotonin hormone in our body, or was I just supposed to read that in my textbook myself?


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4 years ago

Pandas are vegan bears. They show up to a bear get together and the brown bears and black bears are hanging out at the grill waiting for steaks and hamburgers and pandas are just like, “nah fam, imma stick with a salad.” And nature let them.


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4 years ago

this whole discussion about a Mulan life-action baffles me. Like… I love the fun with Mushu and all but? Why do we need a Disney remake of the movie when there is

a pretty much epic

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beautiful

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actually Chinese version

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with great characters

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and Mulan’s more accurate story

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readily available??? 

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Since 2009??

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4 years ago
Engineer Asami Is My Favorite.
Engineer Asami Is My Favorite.
Engineer Asami Is My Favorite.
Engineer Asami Is My Favorite.
Engineer Asami Is My Favorite.
Engineer Asami Is My Favorite.
Engineer Asami Is My Favorite.
Engineer Asami Is My Favorite.

Engineer Asami is my favorite.

4 years ago

I’m so fuckin STUPIDDDDDDD! Oh my GODDDDD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Okay so, the best friend that I have a crush on that I mentioned in a previous post, I visited a lil while ago in her state. I literally stayed with her for a week. I was so distracted by trying to act straight in front of her very religious and conservative family that I completely missed all of her signals she was giving me that she was into me. And I’m only realizing then NOW. WEEKS later...

She literally joked that I would look really good with my SHIRT OFF, and specifically pointed out that she sang the lyrics in a song that says “I like boys and girls” and her older sister gave her a weird look like... And if that isn’t enough, the moment we landed and got in the car to drive back to her place, she puts on a song from girl in red, which I sang too and was like, “oh, you listen to girl in red?” Like, that’s supposed to be the signal!!! How did I miss it!!!! We flirted so goddamn much the entire week and I never made a move because I was worried that she wouldnt be into girls!!!!! She was giving me all the signals and apparently I’m fucking blind. UGHGGGHGHHH


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