Your Heart Is A Muscle The Size Of A Rat

Look at my dancing babies 🥰 *Not my gifs

I’m not a converse gal my feet are too wide, thanks dad but seeing Joaquin in his black converse literally everywhere is my favourite thing

Australia def Great Britain 2-1 ATP Cup 2020 Kyrgios / de Minaur def Murray / Salisbury 3-6, 6-3, 18-16 Part 2

This mf really out here owning my ass, huh?

Essendon Fixture Announcement Video

Round 1 vs Fremantle, Marvel Stadium Saturday March 21, 1:45pm Prince’s Purple Rain for the Purple Haze

Round 2 vs Sydney, SCG Friday March 27, 7:50pm Coffee for Sydney (thought Coffee was a Melbourne thing?)

Round 3 vs Carlton, MCG Thursday April 2, 7:25pm Carlton Hovercraft for the Blue baggers

Round 4 vs GWS, Marvel Stadium Saturday April 11, 7:25pm The BIG BIG Sound

Round 5 vs Adelaide, Adelaide Oval Thursday April 16, 7:10pm The iconic (and somewhat laughable) 2017 finals stare down

Round 6 vs Collingwood, MCG Saturday April 25, 4:20pm Nice touch with the poppies and Anzac appeal link not keen on the time slot

Round 7 vs Melbourne, MCG Sunday May 3, 3:20pm Snow goggles for ski season

Round 8 vs Geelong, MCG Saturday May 9, 4:35pm Country game comin’ at ya

Round 9 vs North Melbourne, Marvel Stadium Saturday May 16, 1:45pm Shinbonners! This one got me good

Round 10 vs Richmond, MCG Saturday May 23, 7:25pm Dream Time at the ‘G les go!

Round 11 vs Gold Coast, Marvel Stadium Sunday May 31, 1:10pm Sand and sunscreen, not that we’ll need it at that time of year ;)

Round 12 - BYE Week Worst week of the season

Round 13 vs West Coast, Optus Stadium Thursday June 11, 6:10pm Wet toast for West Coast this got me SENT

Round 14 vs St Kilda, Marvel Stadium Saturday June 20, 1:45pm Couple-a Jacks and a sneaky cat stealing one

Round 15 vs Western Bulldogs, Marvel Stadium Friday June 26, 7:50pm Dog dribble on a tennis ball, nothing worse

Round 16 vs Hawthorn, Marvel Stadium Thursday July 2, 7:20pm Pinchy pinchy

Round 17 vs GWS, Giants Stadium Saturday July 11, 4:35pm A visit to the west of the town to face the BIG BIG Sound

Round 18 vs North Melbourne, MCG Sunday July 19, 1:10pm Turn up the brightness lads, c’mon!

Round 19 vs Adelaide, Marvel Stadium Saturday July 25, 7:25pm A nod to the Tex x Arthur meme perhaps?

Round 20 vs Collingwood, MCG Saturday August 1, 1:45pm Woosha’s secret weapon against the pies

Round 21 vs Port Adelaide, Adelaide Oval Sunday August 9, 4:10pm This was too good to not turn it into a gif. Lets turn the power OFF

Round 22 vs Sydney, Marvel Stadium Saturday August 15, 7:25pm Cheeky little nod to this shocking decision

Round 23 vs Brisbane, Gabba TBC Things will be heating up. From the single greatest fixture announcement ever.

Movie List

Seen ☼ Own ☽

Leonardo Whilhelm DiCaprio

Critters 3 (1991) ☼ This Boy’s Life (1993) ☼☽ What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? (1993) ☼ The Foot Shooting Party, short film (1994) The Quick and the Dead (1995) ☼☽ The Basketball Diaries (1995) Total Eclipse (1995) ☼☽ Romeo + Juliet (1996) ☼ Marvin’s Room (1996) ☼☽ Titanic (1997) ☼ The Man in the Iron Mask (1998) Celebrity (1998) ☼☽ The Beach (2000) Don’s Plum (2001) ☼☽ Catch Me If You Can (2002) ☼☽ Gangs of New York (2002) The Aviator (2004) ☼☽ The Departed (2006) ☼ Blood Diamond (2006) ☼ Body of Lies (2008) ☼☽ Revolutionary Road (2008) ☼ Shutter Island (2010) ☼☽ Inception (2010) ☼☽ J. Edgar (2011) ☼☽ Django Unchained (2012) ☼☽ The Great Gatsby (2013) ☼☽ The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) ☼ The Audition, short film (2015) ☼☽ The Revenant (2015) ☼☽ Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)

Heath Andrew Ledger

Clowning Around (1995) Blackrock (1997) Paws (1997) ☼☽ 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) ☼☽ Two Hands (1999) The Patriot (2000) ☼☽ A Knight’s Tale (2001) ☽ Monster’s Ball (2001) The Four Feathers (2002) ☼☽ Ned Kelly (2003) The Order (2003) ☼ Lords of Dogtown (2005) ☼ The Brothers Grimm (2005) ☼☽ Brokeback Mountain (2005) ☼☽ Casanova (2005) Candy (2006) I’m Not There (2007) ☼☽ The Dark Knight (2008) The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009) ☼☽ I Am Heath Ledger (2017)

Joaquin Rafael Phoenix

Kids Don’t Tell (1985) Spacecamp (1986) ☼ Russkies (1987) Parenthood (1989) ☽ To Die For (1995) Inventing the Abbotts (1997) ☼ U Turn (1997) Return to Paradise (1998) Clay Pigeons (1998) ☼☽ 8mm (1999) The Yards (2000) ☽ Gladiator (2000) ☽ Quills (2000) ☽ Buffalo Soldiers (2001) ☼ Signs (2002) It’s All About Love (2003) ☼ Brother Bear (2003) ☼ The Village (2004) ☽ Hotel Rwanda (2004) ☼☽ Ladder 49 (2004) ☼☽ Walk the Line (2005) We Own the Night (2007) ☼ Reservation Road (2007) Two Lovers (2008) ☼ I’m Still Here (2010) ☼ The Master (2011) ☼ The Immigrant (2013) ☼☽ Her (2013) ☽ Inherent Vice (2014) ☼☽ Irrational Man (2015) ☼ You Were Never Really Here (2017) ☼☽ Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far on Foot (2018) ☼ Mary Magdalene (2018) ☼☽ The Sisters Brothers (2018) ☼ Lou, short film (2018) ☼☽ Joker (2019)

Jennifer Shrader Lawrence

Garden Party (2008) The Poker House (2008) The Burning Pain (2008) Winter’s Bone (2010) Like Crazy (2011) ☼ The Beaver (2011) ☼☽ X-Men: First Class (2011) ☼☽ The Hunger Games (2012) ☼☽ Silver Linings Playbook (2012) ☼ House at the End of the Street (2012) The Devil You Know (2013) ☼☽ The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) ☼☽ American Hustle (2013) ☼☽ X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) ☼☽ Serena (2014) ☼☽ The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (2014) ☼☽ The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 (2015) ☽ Joy (2015) ☼☽ X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) ☼☽ Passengers (2016) ☼☽ Mother! (2017) ☼☽ Red Sparrow (2018) ☼☽ X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

Chris Hemsworth

Star Trek (2009) A Perfect Getaway (2009) Ca$h (2010) ☼☽ Thor (2011) ☼☽ The Avengers (2012) ☼ The Cabin in the Woods (2012) Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) ☼ Red Dawn (2012) Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Rush (2013) ☼☽ Thor: The Dark World (2013) ☽ Blackhat (2015) ☼☽ Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) Vacation (2015) In the Heart of the Sea (2015) The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016) ☼☽ Ghostbusters (2016) ☼☽ Doctor Strange, post-credit scene (2016) ☼☽ Thor: Ragnarok (2017) ☽ 12 Strong (2018) ☼☽ Avengers: Infinity War (2018) ☼ Bad Times at the El Royale (2018) ☼☽ Avengers: Endgame (2019) ☼☽ Men In Black: International (2019) ☼ Extraction (2020)

Margot Elise Robbie

Vigilante (2008) ICU (2009) About Time (2013) ☼☽ The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Focus (2015) Suite Française (2015) Z for Zachariah (2015) Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016) The Legend of Tarzan (2016) ☼☽ Suicide Squad (2016) ☼☽ I, Tonya (2017) Goodbye Christopher Robbin (2017) ☽ Peter Rabbit (2018) ☽ Flopsy Turvy, short film (2018) Terminal (2018) Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018) ☽ Mary Queen of Scots (2018) Dreamland (2018) ☼☽ Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019) ☽ Bombshell (2019) ☼ Birds of Prey: and the Fantabulous Emancipation of one Harley Quinn (2020)

Taika Waititi

Scarfies (1999) Snakeskin (2001) A New Way Home, short film (2001) Turangawaewae, short film (2002) Henious Crime, short film (2004) Toy Boy, short film (2004) ☼ What We Do in the Shadows: Interviews with Some Vampires, short film (2005) Falling Leaves, short film (2005) Eagle vs Shark (2007) Boy (2010) ☼ Green Lantern (2011) The Captain, short film (2013) ☼☽ What We Do in the Shadows (2014) Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016) ☼☽ Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss by Passing Through the Gateway Chosen by the Holy Storsh (2018) ☼☽ Avengers: Endgame (2019) ☼☽ Jojo Rabbit (2019)

I like

Big boys

Itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

Inner city boys

I like the pretty boys

With the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like the big beard

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

From the playboys

To the gay boys

Go and slay boys, you my fave boys

Inspired by this post

Happy birthday you beautiful, soft, beanie boi! 

I don’t think there’s anything sweeter and more pure in this world than Leo blowing kisses *Not my gifs