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2 years ago

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point


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2 years ago

I still want to write the fic where an outsider has all these preconceptions about what the Force is and then goes into a room with a bunch of Jedi who are tearing into each other like bitchy old academics.

“Ooh, look at Master Structuralist over here with his ever-so-deep ‘everything is attachment actually’ reading”

“I don’t want to hear that from someone who calls every new opinion ‘new depths of their relationship with the Force’”

“The Jedi Order is a social construct–”

“Could you stuff the po-mo and pick up a book once in a while? These aren’t new ideas! You are not a pioneer because you asked one question!”

“I think you could all benefit on more reflection on how our rooting in the Force is actually deeply sexual–”

“If I have to hear one more word about lightsabers being penis envy you are going to be one with the Force immediately.”


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2 years ago
Definitely One Of The Weirder DNI Criteria I've Come Across

definitely one of the weirder DNI criteria I've come across

2 years ago
Pim Stones - We Have It All
Pim Stones - We Have It All
Pim Stones - We Have It All

Pim Stones - We Have it All

What a fitting song for the Ring of Brass


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2 years ago

Please make a post about the story of the RMS Carpathia, because it's something that's almost beyond belief and more people should know about it.

Carpathia received Titanic’s distress signal at 12:20am, April 15th, 1912. She was 58 miles away, a distance that absolutely could not be covered in less than four hours.

(Californian’s exact position at the time is…controversial. She was close enough to have helped. By all accounts she was close enough to see Titanic’s distress rockets. It’s uncertain to this day why her crew did not respond, or how many might not have been lost if she had been there. This is not the place for what-ifs. This is about what was done.)

Carpathia’s Captain Rostron had, yes, rolled out of bed instantly when woken by his radio operator, ordered his ship to Titanic’s aid and confirmed the signal before he was fully dressed. The man had never in his life responded to an emergency call. His goal tonight was to make sure nobody who heard that fact would ever believe it.

All of Carpathia’s lifeboats were swung out ready for deployment. Oil was set up to be poured off the side of the ship in case the sea turned choppy; oil would coat and calm the water near Carpathia if that happened, making it safer for lifeboats to draw up alongside her. He ordered lights to be rigged along the side of the ship so survivors could see it better, and had nets and ladders rigged along her sides ready to be dropped when they arrived, in order to let as many survivors as possible climb aboard at once.

I don’t know if his making provisions for there still being survivors in the water was optimism or not. I think he knew they were never going to get there in time for that. I think he did it anyway because, god, you have to hope.

Carpathia had three dining rooms, which were immediately converted into triage and first aid stations. Each had a doctor assigned to it. Hot soup, coffee, and tea were prepared in bulk in each dining room, and blankets and warm clothes were collected to be ready to hand out. By this time, many of the passengers were awake–prepping a ship for disaster relief isn’t quiet–and all of them stepped up to help, many donating their own clothes and blankets.

And then he did something I tend to refer to as diverting all power from life support.

Here’s the thing about steamships: They run on steam. Shocking, I know; but that steam powers everything on the ship, and right now, Carpathia needed power. So Rostron turned off hot water and central heating, which bled valuable steam power, to everywhere but the dining rooms–which, of course, were being used to make hot drinks and receive survivors. He woke up all the engineers, all the stokers and firemen, diverted all that steam back into the engines, and asked his ship to go as fast as she possibly could. And when she’d done that, he asked her to go faster.

I need you to understand that you simply can’t push a ship very far past its top speed. Pushing that much sheer tonnage through the water becomes harder with each extra knot past the speed it was designed for. Pushing a ship past its rated speed is not only reckless–it’s difficult to maneuver–but it puts an incredible amount of strain on the engines. Ships are not designed to exceed their top speed by even one knot. They can’t do it. It can’t be done.

Carpathia’s absolute do-or-die, the-engines-can’t-take-this-forever top speed was fourteen knots. Dodging icebergs, in the dark and the cold, surrounded by mist, she sustained a speed of almost seventeen and a half.

No one would have asked this of them. It wasn’t expected. They were almost sixty miles away, with icebergs in their path. They had a responsibility to respond; they did not have a responsibility to do the impossible and do it well. No one would have faulted them for taking more time to confirm the severity of the issue. No one would have blamed them for a slow and cautious approach. No one but themselves.

They damn near broke the laws of physics, galloping north headlong into the dark in the desperate hope that if they could shave an hour, half an hour, five minutes off their arrival time, maybe for one more person those five minutes would make the difference. I say: three people had died by the time they were lifted from the lifeboats. For all we know, in another hour it might have been more. I say they made all the difference in the world.

This ship and her crew received a message from a location they could not hope to reach in under four hours. Just barely over three hours later, they arrived at Titanic’s last known coordinates. Half an hour after that, at 4am, they would finally find the first of the lifeboats. it would take until 8:30 in the morning for the last survivor to be brought onboard. Passengers from Carpathia universally gave up their berths, staterooms, and clothing to the survivors, assisting the crew at every turn and sitting with the sobbing rescuees to offer whatever comfort they could.

In total, 705 people of Titanic’s original 2208 were brought onto Carpathia alive. No other ship would find survivors.

At 12:20am April 15th, 1912, there was a miracle on the North Atlantic. And it happened because a group of humans, some of them strangers, many of them only passengers on a small and unimpressive steam liner, looked at each other and decided: I cannot live with myself if I do anything less.

I think the least we can do is remember them for it.


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2 years ago

as someone with less exposure to the higher level spells, i do find it funny how many of the high level spells are apparently just variations on "Spell Of Fuck You Die Immediately"


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2 years ago
D&D Party Invitations, 1982.
D&D Party Invitations, 1982.

D&D Party Invitations, 1982.

2 years ago
These Two

these two

(do i think this is accurate to laerryn no. did this image get stuck in my head and refuse to leave until i drew this? yes absolutely)


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2 years ago

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad


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2 years ago

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

2 years ago

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

2 years ago

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

2 years ago

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

2 years ago
illustration of a chess board, demonstrating a chess tip written on its right. the chess tip reads: "while pawns can move forward, they cannot capture pieces moving directly forward. the reason for this is because if they look their opponent in the eye while they kill them, they will see only their own face: that of a worker. the truth will dawn on them, that their enemy is their comrade and their king is their enemy."

hey, uh. what the shit


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2 years ago
Julian K. Jarboe, ‘First Contact, Communion’ From Everyone On The Moon Is Essential Personnel

Julian K. Jarboe, ‘First Contact, Communion’ from Everyone on the Moon Is Essential Personnel


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2 years ago
an excerpt from Robert Icke's Oresteia, transcribed below the cut

Robert Icke, Oresteia (Act Three). went to the trouble of transcribing this for one of my silly little comic web weaving posts but u guys can see it on my main too i guess <3

ELECTRA: Dad. You used to sit right there.

AGAMEMNON: I did. Family meals. Your mother's custom. Still going.

ELECTRA: We're not the model family of the modern major general. But then we weren't that when you were here either.

It's strange that you aren't here.

AGAMEMNON: You'll get used to it.

ELECTRA: I haven't yet.

AGAMEMNON: You will.

ELECTRA: It feels like minutes. I know it's been longer than that.

AGAMEMNON: This is it now. This is doing things fatherless.

ELECTRA: I just thought that.

AGAMEMNON: Like father [like son].

ELECTRA: I sharpen my pencil fatherless. I pour a glass of wine fatherless. I don't drink it fatherless. I hear a song fatherless that I used to [like] --

I feel absolutely nothing at all.

I imagine a conversation with my father fatherless. The colour of it stains my head. It echoes. It stays with me. Whether or not any of the words were ever spoken, it's the realest thing that happens all day.


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2 years ago
And If The Sky Falls From Heaven Above Oh, I Know I Had The Best Time Falling Into Love
And If The Sky Falls From Heaven Above Oh, I Know I Had The Best Time Falling Into Love
And If The Sky Falls From Heaven Above Oh, I Know I Had The Best Time Falling Into Love
And If The Sky Falls From Heaven Above Oh, I Know I Had The Best Time Falling Into Love
And If The Sky Falls From Heaven Above Oh, I Know I Had The Best Time Falling Into Love
And If The Sky Falls From Heaven Above Oh, I Know I Had The Best Time Falling Into Love
And If The Sky Falls From Heaven Above Oh, I Know I Had The Best Time Falling Into Love

And if the sky falls from heaven above Oh, I know I had the best time falling into love

Till Forever Falls Apart by Ashe ft. Finneas


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2 years ago
Cursed Emojis That No One Asked For But I Don’t Care

cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care

free to use!

Cursed Emojis That No One Asked For But I Don’t Care
Cursed Emojis That No One Asked For But I Don’t Care
Cursed Emojis That No One Asked For But I Don’t Care
Cursed Emojis That No One Asked For But I Don’t Care
Cursed Emojis That No One Asked For But I Don’t Care
Cursed Emojis That No One Asked For But I Don’t Care

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2 years ago
D.L. Smith

D.L. Smith


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2 years ago

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2 years ago

Oh my god that's fucking hilarious


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2 years ago
I Need Y'all To Steal And Repost My Anti-lawn Memes To As Many Pinterest Boards And Facebook Pages As
I Need Y'all To Steal And Repost My Anti-lawn Memes To As Many Pinterest Boards And Facebook Pages As
I Need Y'all To Steal And Repost My Anti-lawn Memes To As Many Pinterest Boards And Facebook Pages As
I Need Y'all To Steal And Repost My Anti-lawn Memes To As Many Pinterest Boards And Facebook Pages As
I Need Y'all To Steal And Repost My Anti-lawn Memes To As Many Pinterest Boards And Facebook Pages As
I Need Y'all To Steal And Repost My Anti-lawn Memes To As Many Pinterest Boards And Facebook Pages As

i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible


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2 years ago
Ada Limón, From “Salvage”, The Hurting Kind

Ada Limón, from “Salvage”, The Hurting Kind


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2 years ago

DAAaHRLINg,


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2 years ago

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws


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2 years ago
John Brosio (American, 1967) - Two Earthlings (2003)

John Brosio (American, 1967) - Two Earthlings (2003)


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