The Cullens Have Frequent Dance-offs And They Look Like This

Edward: Is something burning?

Bella: Only my desire for you.

Edward: Bella, the toaster is on fire.

WHEN JASPER TOLD BELLA SHE WAS WRONG AND THAT SHE WAS WORTH IT

no matter how awkward the holidays may be with your family, it’ll never top how weird this shit is :)

Bella and Edward in Twilight (2008) dir. Not Catherine Hardwicke

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ＷＡＳＳＵＰ Arizona, ʜᴜʜ?

ⱧØ₩ ɎØɄ Ⱡł₭ł₦ ₮ⱧɆ Ɽ₳ł₦, ₲łⱤⱠ

𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘵, 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭

ʏᴇᴀʜ ᴍɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʏ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴍᴀɴ

     𝘰𝘩 𝘪 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸

ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵃʷᵉˢᵒᵐᵉ ʷʰʸ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵒᵗⁱⁿ’ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᵐʸ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ˡᵉᵗ ᵃ ᴘʟᴀʏᴀ ᵖˡᵃʸ

     𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘵, 𝓉-𝒷𝒶𝓁𝓁?

Edward, Edward as he hunted, terrible and glorious as a young god, unstoppable.

Glee (2013) // The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

twilight as what we do in the shadows gifs

edward when he realizes he can’t go anywhere in his house without hearing someone have sex:

alice:

edward:

edward stressing about bella:

rosalie, jasper, and emmett (he was bored) when edward says he loves a human:

emmett:

the nomads showing up at the baseball game:

sam checking the pack:

alice and emmett when they finally get to throw a party:

rosalie: