Aro; Reminiscing About Those Early Days Of The Volturi, When Everything Was Much Simpler:

Alice thanks your horniness Bella 😏

We all know Jasper always felt Bella's horniest

oh my god

Bella: I want to have every human experience with you

The human experience bella was abt to get:

You all have seen the Carlisle getting his hands boiled to get in the ass moodboard

Now be ready for Edward boiling his eggs in the ocean to impregnate moodboard

edward: i wanted to kill you. i’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much in my life

bella:

Midnight Sun in the Headlines:

Me, watching NM for the millionth time knowing Edward leaves Bella: