Slow Passionate Deep Strokes While Your Hands Are Around My Neck And You’re Threatening To Squeeze

WOOF

ppl be like "no i'm on windows because it works. it doesn't break like linux does" and then i look at my mom's laptop and it won't update because of error 0x800703f1 and it turns out the solution is downloading a sketchy exe and a sketchy powershell script, copying a random file, running stuff on it, backing up stuff in system32, and replacing it with what you got from running the sketchy programs. and then you get a different error. and windows update is like "uh maybe reinstall the os idk lol"

'Do you fall in love often?' Yes often. With a view, with a book, with a dog, a cat, with numbers, with friends, with complete strangers, with nothing at all.

Jeanette Winterson, Gut Symmetries

you wait all week in eager anticipation to spend one hour staring at your screen with your mouth open in abject horror and then it ends and you get to wait again. now thats television.

this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????

I would do some absolutely pathetic things for some reassurance and validation right now