If I Dont [experience Pathologically Concerning Sex Act] Within The Next [arbitrary Time Period] Im Going

made a box hope you guys like it. feel free to use just please credit if you do

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

studied up

LOL = Luigi… oh, Luigi

ROFL = Right on, fuckin’ Luigi!

LMAO = Luigi makes awesome omelettes

"we will never sell your data"

YOU ARE GIVING MY MEDICAL DATA AWAY TO ALL US TECH GIANTS FOR FREE YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THATS JUST AS BAD RIGHT????

but debian, my love, don't you live in the EU where this is illegal?

YES, YES I DO BUT NO ONE WILL FIX THIS fml

the reporting system on tumblr is genuinely awful. why does it take this much extra time to report hate speech again?

take everything i say with a hint of lime

reblog if you want a lesbian in her mid thirties to boss you around and take you clothes shopping

@tumblr pls stop with the amazon ads diguised as posts. Its very not cool.