Skyrim Scenery 59/∞

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New Fic is Up!!

I just posted a oneshot all about one of Nimre's bad one night stands. Poor darling, it was not fun, nor fair. Link here!

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"So, obviously he didn't make you come," Anja said, before taking a long sip of her wine.

“Oh my goodness, not even close,” Nimre snorted. "Literally as dry as a bone down there." Aela returned, putting the empty tankard in front of her. Nimre wasted no time filling it; probably a little too enthusiastically.

“So, what did he do that was so terrible? You’ve suffered through worse than a bit of bad technique.”

Aela propped her face up in her hands, her elbows on the table. “Yeah, you’ve had your fair share of disasters Nim. What makes him so special?” she chimed in.

Nimre tilted her head back, and let out a long, exasperated sigh. “Where in Oblivion do I even start?” 

damn i look super cute here

Fuck it, I feel cute :)) outfit of the day <3

Lovira, my unlucky girl

There she is! Changed up the entire neckline because I hated the ruffles, even though those are part of the reference dress I used. Eh, looks better that way.

@thequeenofthewinter @ladytanithia @friend-of-giants you wanted to see her when she’s done :P also @dirty-bosmer @heavy-metal-dick @skyrim-forever you as fic enjoyers are also tagged 😆

@anotherclassicpretence I have been incredibly tempted to cut it off when the oblivion remake comes out but it is "Todd Edit Every Day Until TES VI" and I do not see any TES VI

Mr. Howard, the edits will continue until moral improves

Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared

If you drink potions too fast, you might accidentally swallow and choke to death on one of the bottles.

Todd Edit Every Day Until TES VI: Day 83

Blaze it Todd

Liam and Noel Gallagher Knebworth 1996