Bullfinch Mounted Mouse Barbarian.

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

girl you have to stop mythologizing that one really good few months

Rashida Tlaib has set up a petition to send to the White House to recognize and stop the ethnic cleansing and forced displacement happening in Gaza. If you’re a US citizen please sign. I have no illusions that this will change policy, but the public outcry against their actions must continue. We will not be distracted or discouraged from continuing to object to these humans rights violations.

You know, I'm an old-fashioned sort of guy. I don't think it's cool to get corrupted by evil fucked-up sorts of magic. Like oh you were purely good at the start but these dark and malevolent powers put the desire to do evil into your heart? Weak. Pathetic. Boring.

I believe that mysterious and awesome powers should have no mind controlling power at all, no will of its own. Just awesome and powerful, and you want to use them for good. And then you do some little sketchy things with it here and there, just to further your goals of good, right? Your agenda is for good. For the greater good, to make the world a better place. Sometimes you just gotta discreetly dispose of a corpse. And disappear some people who were standing in your way. Because this magic is awesome and powerful and morally neutral so therefore you are totally capable of using it purely for good.

Now that's some good magic corruption right there. The potential for evil was within you all along.

Art by 桃子桃子君丶

Jean-Baptiste Lamarck would have reblogged this

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

hello my name is keith and i write music :) this is some music i wrote for my personal 30-day TAZ Music Challenge, a self-imposed challenge where i stream, start+finish a short piece of music, and throw in on The Internet!! i pick a character from a table i made (and roll a 30 sided dice (which is called a triantakohedron??)) day 1 of 30 and i rolled The Hunger!! i made The Hunger distinct from John because ultimately they’re not the same character really... ANYWAYS it’s scary, enjoy~ credits to starapture for the artwork!! https://linktr.ee/starapture