When She Says She Doesn’t Send Nudes

Problems of being a fangirl

Asexual as fuck for actual people.

Slutty bisexual for fictional characters.

I saw The Shape of Water with my brother and after the movie ended he turned to me and said “I’m so glad we got Abe Sapien’s parents love story”. I’m here for that.

Naughty! (Spencer Reid x Reader)

A/N So this is my first ever imagine writing for the criminal minds fandom and of course I had to start it off with our lord and saviour Spencer Reid along with some smut.

Warnings:Female masturbation, DDLG kink, Unprotected Sex, Pregnancy Kink, Female Oral Receiving.(Wrap it  before you tap it)

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Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

V FOR VENDETTA (2005) dir. James McTeigue

Muriel Smut part 3. The most smut. There will be one more part after this. I know it’s long. But I enjoyed writing it. 18+, NSFW. Enjoy my thirsty hot trash.=D

Pumpkin bread P3~

Your hands clasp your mouth in shock and embarrassment. Did I just say that?

“Muriel– I.” You start to feel yourself fall backwards, he catches you before your back hits the floor, still trying to get his breath under control. You still cover your hot face with your hands tightly, as he sits you up and pulls you into his chest. He awkwardly struggles to find some words. “….Uh…what was– …….Did that– …..was that–….are you ok–?”

You finally blurted out, “Oh god! I’m so sorry!”

“What–wh–why are you apologizing?” Frustration and confusion in his voice.

“I don’t know! Because of Asra!” Your voice is muffled as you speak through your hands.

“Because of…What? What do you mean ‘because Asra’?”

“…..He made a stupid pumpkin bread with seduction elixir. He left it on the freakin’ table in the back room.”

“… what?”

You eye peers through your parted fingers. “…….And– and I ate some of it.”

“Uuuuhhhhhhhh…….” He blankly stares at you. “Why?”

“I was hungry!! I didn’t know! You know how I love pumpkin bread!”

You start to feel your heartbeat ringing in your ears again. This moment of sanity isn’t going to last long. Tears start to overwhelm your eyes but you don’t dare show them.

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I heard THE SONG in class.

Holy fuck does this look like a Batfam gathering or what?!!

There’s Jason (Noah), Babs, Steph sitting on Cass and Duke BRUH

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Avengers Headcannons

Tony has kissed everyone on the team at least once.

Steve loves frilly coffee drinks. Especially pumpkin spice.

Pietro has a habit of sleeping in really odd positions, in random places. They once found him passed out on top of the Avengers jet.

Wanda and Vision have telepathic conversation. It freaks everyone out because they will just stare at each other for hours.

Steve and J.A.R.V.I.S. are best friends.

Natasha teaches female empowerment at local high schools.

Whenever the team goes on missions to foreign countries, they always bring back a souvenir for Fury.

It started as a joke, but now it’s a tradition.

Fury will never admit it, but he keeps all of them.

Steve has only been drunk once. It was after Thor brought him some Asgardian mead. That night they found out Steve is a very bad singer.

Tony recorded the whole thing.

Bruce has a companion dog to help keep him calm. She lives in the tower and her name is Veronica Jr.

Clint teaches self defense classes in his free time.

Steve loves volunteering at children’s hospitals.  He goes so often he knows almost all of the nurses and doctors by name.

Even though Thor can’t get drunk from earth alcohols, he still likes drinking them for the flavor.

Steve is the same way.

~Jaz