Such An Important Thing To Hope For

oscar malevolent save me... save me oscar malevolent....

i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape

any grapes out there looking to start some shit?

people will be like “don’t worry it’s all in your head!” like babe… yes… that’s the problem… how do i get it out of there…

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

brooo i haven’t even watched this and i’m already fangirling, that’s too adorable goddamnit

Ed starting to fall in love with Stede before they've had a single conversation.

tumblr tuesday: reflective aesthetics

Happy Smoke and Mirrors day! What does that mean? No one seems to know! We do like mirrors and reflections of one sort or another over here, though, don’t we. So here are some dreamy aesthetic renditions of reflections of real things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You’re all beautiful.

@lila-schmetterling​:

@solarflaredfilm​:

@megageorgeous​:

@ar-dz​:

@of-two-lands​:

@aetherxdiscette​

@simplytegwin​:

@iamnotamango​:

@foggyforresst​

@somnolent-aesthetic​:

i wanted to also pose a question. i particularly love using the phrase “i’m just a girl” in response to men when asked about behaviors, especially when they’re questioning me for doing fundamentally normal things and they’re just being misogynistic or bigoted. in my mind i’m using the same “boys will be boys” logic, which usually frustrates the men i’m talking to. i CAN however see how using it can still make it harmful and just a bad rhetoric to use, and can make particularly ignorant men see me (and other women by proxy) as being ditsy, unserious, etc. just wanted to know what exactly people’s takes were on this?

Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

yo, new coloring made by me :)

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended