30 Day Color Challenge | Day 1 | Red

I've hidden something scary, and FUCKED UP in this post

I don’t have sex with other people and even I know that queer sex isn’t just one particular thing that requires a top and bottom. Some of y’all have a very narrow view of how sex works.

sir, why are you still here? this place is a wasteland, what do you stand to gain by staying on this hellsite?

Absolutely nothing. That's its appeal.

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

are you secretly a monster?