When I Have A Crush I Dont Kick My Feet Or Twirl My Hair Instead I Am In My Kitchen At 3am Pacing In

brooo i haven’t even watched this and i’m already fangirling, that’s too adorable goddamnit

Ed starting to fall in love with Stede before they've had a single conversation.

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

uhhhhm my favorite animes is dandadan and dororo and dorohedoro and dodohoho and bobobobobobo and lalalalala and teehee

Andrew Garfield presents the Stephen F. Kolzak Award to Michaela Jaé Rodriguez at the GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles

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arthur lester is such a pathetic whimpering little man. i want him carnally

Revolution 0 cover

"they must have been on drugs when they made this!" = dismissive assumption

"they must have been eating rotisserie chicken when they made this!" = insightful deduction

the vocabulary of loss is the dictionary

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this