Party Rockers In Their Bed Tonight. Every Body Just Have A Good Night

Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.

people always try to play the "but you're a lesbian" card whenever i say odd shit about men and i think that's because people are too cowardly to accept the truth: these are pure, objective observations. i don't have a leg in this race. when i say Gene Wilder has a kind of evil warlock's raw sexual charisma in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory you can't write me off as being too horny. because i'm literally not. i'm making a statement of fact here. and you'll just have to cope with it.

eat him out wednesday or whatever. i've stopped keeping track

ovulation is hitting and it’s like the horniess is mixed up with sleepiness and despair in some kind of twisted, erotic threesome in my body

i hope that in 2025 u get to take more walks, read more books, connect with more people whom u love and who love u, achieve ur goals (even if ur goals are having no goals and just living in the moment), exercise fun hobbies, move from a place of self-direction, and weave together a beguiling assortment of beautiful little moments. remember that no feeling lasts forever. love u

do you think evrard heard the gunshots and was just like,

“wow- that warren fella’s cough has gotten really bad”

I sincerely hope this cat's name is Richard

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

Seeing your friends will Literally change your life

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.