What A Beautiful Day To Not Be In High School

You were not born to pay bills, lose sleep, and answer emails. You were born to romanticize your life and make questionable decisions.

i remember a friend and i used to play around in the cemetery as kids and make up elaborate stories about the people buried there, i still find them pretty nice and not so much creepy

cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

You can't even lay in bed cuddling your girlfriends all day anymore.

Because of work

Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

i wanted to also pose a question. i particularly love using the phrase “i’m just a girl” in response to men when asked about behaviors, especially when they’re questioning me for doing fundamentally normal things and they’re just being misogynistic or bigoted. in my mind i’m using the same “boys will be boys” logic, which usually frustrates the men i’m talking to. i CAN however see how using it can still make it harmful and just a bad rhetoric to use, and can make particularly ignorant men see me (and other women by proxy) as being ditsy, unserious, etc. just wanted to know what exactly people’s takes were on this?

Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

old-ish dandadan fanart i made