Clint: I Failed The Exercise Test.

Time won’t fly, it’s like I’m paralyzed by it.

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

Because I'm board here are all the NSFW audios of the CoD boys I know of, if you know of anymore please let me know. 18+ Minors DNI.

Tagging @honeymoon-ss @hearts-for-mason @a-small-writer-in-a-big-world @ashiscool10 @ask-the-virtual-council and idk who else to tag, I just thought you guys would like to have this list cause i know i do 🤤, if I tagged you in this and you didn't want to be tagged I'm sorry, forgive me 😭

Unless @kristopher-1105 if you want to check these out

Ghost audios (by Badjhur on Reddit)

Caught by ghost.

Zero hour.

Ghosting the party.

Testing the perimeter.

A specialist's touch.

König audios (by badjhur on reddit)

Doktors orders.

Soap audios (by ScotsLibrarian on reddit)

Late hours.

That's all the ones I know of! If you know anymore please feel free to share and I'll add them to the list.

Also made this for myself as well hehehehe

He’s come so far I’m amazed

“the kind of white people white people dont fuck with” lmaoo

yall need to start speaking up against mcu st*rker and th*rki before it turns into wincest and sterek. lets have fucking standards in this fandom bois. im not saying “go and harras people” im saying take a stance against it on your blog and let your followers know that you think its fucking wrong to fetishize pedophilia and incest because it is. we all disagree on a lot of things but let this be the one thing we all agree on: starkers and thorkis are not the part of the marvel fandom. theyre not valid, nor deserving of support. dont let this shit slide and complain later when it becomes too big to deal with. mcu starker is wrong. thorki is wrong. no exceptions.

Tony: You’re really quiet…?

Bucky: Nobody plans a murder out loud.

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

Obey - A new Bucky fic

A man chooses, unlike a slave / Who never strays from the path that his master paves / Follows every order and does everything they say / Now Would You Kindly... OBEY!

So, on my little break, I stumbled across this song that I haven't stopped listening to because it gave birth to an idea. Especially the lyrics above. (Find the song below)

As I always do, I think about new ways in hiw HYDRA could have improved their way of creating and controlling the minds of their future 'Winter Soldiers' or 'Fist of HYDRA'. Like in my series 'Sarge' with the high pitch noise that triggers the readers programming.

In this fic, the reader was a new experiment to create a more obedient soldier. And of course, they succeeded.

The reader's programming is really intricate. Almost like a computer system that only accepts commands from the person that has triggered her programming. This person is called the 'Commander' (so original, I know).

The fic starts with Fury coming to the compound with reader in his possession and wants to interrogate her because he thinks she is affiliated with HYDRA. She was found wandering around in a catatonic state and won't say anything.

In comes Bucky, who recognizes her and reveals that the reason why she won't say anything is because of her programming which he knows how to break or in this case, terminate. While he's doing that, it is revealed that reader was assigned a new Commander. And that person is Bucky.

So, what do you guys think about it?

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.