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let's chew on mama

You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

i actually think it's criminal that i have not yet seen a single opossum post in this "with mama" trend. they carry their babies on their backs!

let's explore with mama

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

'mobsters' are part of a 'mob'. and so you'd think 'lobsters' would be part of a 'lob', but ohohohhohoho, life just isn't so simple

i made a list while i was hiking apparently

You are genuinely braindead if you think anyone on the left wanted cybertrucks.

We want GOOD ELECTRIC VEHICLES, not DEATH MACHINES THAT LITERALLY ARE FALLING APART ON THE ROAD!!!!

Look at this. They literally recalled practically every single one.

https://static.nhtsa.gov/odi/rcl/2025/RCLRPT-25V170-9407.PDF

Oh that’s not even mentioning that we’ve been criticizing Elon musk and his horrible actions since well before Covid. Back when he disowned his trans daughter. Shit has only gotten worse with time- up until he tweeted literal Nazi conspiracy theories and had to go to an apology tour of the auschwitz camps, and did a nazi salute on live fucking television- in front of the whole god damn nation.

Just one year ago, leftoids were celebrating the Cybertruck. Now, they desecrate it because liberal media commands them to!

Gender is a scam invented in the 1950s by Wario to sell more bathrooms

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

The Queen and pope Francis’s death were omens by god mayhaps?

important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying

their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians

their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results

Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths

they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)

Jschlatt predicted both deaths

they were both heads of their respective Church

the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday

i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

Poor Dorian. He doesn’t deserve this.

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

inspired by a friend misspeaking

They’re literally showing this off by talking about trying to suspend habeas corpus

They are publicly talking about removing people’s rights to freedom of trial. They are removing your ability to say you’ve been illegally detained.

Trump official declaring ‘Anyone who preaches hate for America’ will be deported worried users: ‘They just skip the First Amendment.’

All their bad faith accusations of weaponizing government that were made towards the Biden administration were attempts to justify actual weaponizing of government for authoritarian purposes under Trump.

I am not remotely surprised by this assault on free speech, nor am I surprised that all those knee-jerk jerk right wingers, who cried about alleged silencing of free speech online, are suddenly silent once it’s political convenient for them.

Me being taken by the sky gods:

Day 1146 of Amphibia Screenshots

Episode: The First Temple

NOOOOO STOP PLEASE!!!!!

We live in actual hell

I mix up the two Maddie's designs in one :D

They're bringing MySims back!!

You wanna know what that means???

RECESSION TIME BAYBEE 📉🙅‍♂️💸

Even an article trying to be pro-trans still can’t acknowledge that trans women are women…

For almost no increase in security for women, the trans community would be made to feel even more vulnerable and marginalised.

In retrospect I understand that all of the calamity trio were going through unimaginable trauma and turmoil, but it will never not be funny to me that in season 2 before the finale, Marcy and Anne at least got a few lighthearted episodes to explore their new world and learn new skills and chill, meanwhile every season 2 Sasha episode we got was Sasha descending into levels of madness and delusion never before seen in either dimension and making her friends/army go on suicide missions they did not consent to.

found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

Highlight of my day

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