🐈‍⬛📦　(2020/09)

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Yandere Alphabet - John Wick

TW: Yandere themes, obsessive behaviors, kidnapping mentions, murder mentions, Stockholm Syndrome, spankings as punishment, violence (He's a hitman), guns, hints of controlling hehavior.

A/N: Please inform me if I did not tag something correctly. Please know the difference between fictional and reality. While fictional, these types of relationships are extremely toxic, especially in real-life. If your relationship is showcasing these toxic behaviors, please seek help from someone to get out safely. Reblogs are heavily appreciated!!

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Trust me, it would get very intense, he's a very passionate lover. He's not against giving you kisses, embraces, showering you in gifts, and taking pictures with you. He loves cuddling in bed with you, and he cannot sleep without you once you both fall into a ritual of falling asleep together.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

This man is a literal hitman. He's not afraid of getting messy for you if it meant protecting you. If people were after you because of your affiliation with him, he would hunt them down. The bodies he would bury would be to the point of unrecogizabilty. He returns home covered in both his and others' blood and you have to care for him.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

When you're first abducted, John would be understanding if you were scared around him and needed time to adapt to your situation and your new relationship with John. He would never mock you because he's a very mature yandere and understands what you're going through.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

He will do anything against your will if it concerned your health and safety. He would refuse you from leaving the house without him. If you haven't eaten or take your medication when you were supposed to, he will make you.

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

John would literally pour his heart out to his darling, he wouldn't keep anything a secret from you. He's pretty much an open book, if you wanted to know something about him, he would tell you. He doesn't like secrets in the relationship.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Obviously, he wouldn't like having you fight against him. He wants you to feel happy, safe, and protected around him. You wouldn't be able to successfully fight him, he's a trained hitman after all. However, he would entertain you though, he finds it a little cute until he gets tired and just throws you over his shoulder.

"Okay, play time's over."

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

This is definitely not a game to him and he doesn't enjoy you trying to escape from him. He's a very mature yandere. However, if you were his darling when he was much younger, it would be the opposite. He would be thrilled with the chase.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Your worst experience with John wasn't something he even did directly to you, but rather someone else. The worst experience you've ever had living with John was when your home you shared was ambushed by people trying to kill him and taking you hostage. The instant switch from being a loving partner to a murderous killer was something you never thought you would see from John. The house was a literal bloodbath at the end of the night. You had nightmares for a week after that.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

John is not getting any younger. He would want to get married and maybe have a few kids with you, if that was something that you wanted. It's literally until death do you both part.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Can't be jealous if there's nobody around, wink. John knows his worth and he knows he is worthy of your love, he doesn't give a shit about lesser men that think they even have a sliver of a chance with you. It's because they don't and he can always just shoot them in the head if they cause a problem.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Mentioned previously, he would be a very passionate lover. He wants you to love him. He's very charming and knows how to sweep you off your feet, literally. You pull out the affectionate side of him where he just wants to spoil you in pure love and devotion.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

John is a confident man and quite the charmer. He would approach you and introduce himself, saying he wanted to get to know you more and if you were interested on going on a date. He would want to get to know you and have you fall for him naturally.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

John would be more reserved around others, it always seem like a business discussion when he interacts with others. Sure, he can be nice towards others but you're the only one that brings out his soft side.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

It depends on what you've done. John would take away some rights from you as a form of punishment if you broke a simple rule. He caught you with a knife in the kitchen, you're not allowed in it now. Starting arguments with him, he's going to distance himself from you until you calm down. After so much, he is not against smacking your ass with his hand or belt with you over his lap.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Again, your health and safety is his number one concern. Therefore, you're not allowed to do many things unless he's with you. For example, you cannot use the knives in the kitchen, touch his guns, go outside, or use the internet unless he's monitoring you or accompanying you.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Oh, he's a very patient man for you, you deserve nothing less. However, there will only be so much he would take. After so many escape attempts and obedience from you, he will punish you.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

If you successfully escape, John would not hesitate going after you and he will find you. You can never truly escape from Baba Yaga, ever. However, if you died, that's a completely different stroy. John wouldn't be able to continue living without you. After losing his wife, Helen, he was just a walking shell. Now that he lost you too, he's ready to kick the bucket.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

At times, John would feel a little guilty if you continued to feel scared around him after a significant amount of time. He doesn't like seeing you sad, he would think 'maybe there was another way I could have done this.' However, he wouldn't let you go. You're his now after all.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

The loss of his wife was the driving point for him. He always felt if he did more, was more prepared, he wouldn't have lost her. He's always been a protective man, now it increased tenfold. Now that you're in his life, he refuses to have that happen again. You are his light and reason for living.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

John would feel horrible that his darling is having a difficult processing your relationship and living situation. However, John wouldn't allow you to isolate yourself and cry. He would offer comfort and try to make you feel better. Your happiness means so much to him.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

John would absolutely spoil you rotten. He has the means of getting you whatever you want because of his occupation. He's so devoted to you, literally name anything and it will become yours. Nothing you could ever want is absurd to him. If you simply wanted stickers, he's getting it.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

The weakness you can exploit in order to escape would be his sheer love for you and his willingness to do anything for you. If you needed him to get you something that would take a while, he would do it and it would give you time to get away.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

He wouldn't intentionally or directly hurt you. He cares about you too much but that doesn't mean he wouldn't hurt or even kill your friends or family. Best not to test him, darling.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

John would do anything and everything for you, no questions asked. Ask him to jump, he will ask how high. He's your ride or die. Furthermore, nothing is absurd in capturing your attention and winning you over, if he needs to kill a few people, he will.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

If John was able to properly grief the loss of his wife, he would be able to pine for you for around half a year, maybe a little more if things were going well between the two of you. However, if he was still unable to properly move on, he will take you much sooner. No, you are not a replacement for his wife.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

John is a very charming yandere, he doesn't need to hurt you in order for you to obey him. Eventually, you will naturally fall for him or develop stockholm syndrome.

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LV.7　(2020/06)

初見時こりゃやべえ厨二キャラきたな…とか思ってたのにまさかのとんでもねえ沼でしたな🫠

Some vampire John Wick headcanons please 🥺?

This has taken me long enough so lets just dive in

Warnings: mentions of blood, mentions of death, mentions of sex

Born in the early 1890s in Belarus. He fought in the first World War and was in his early twenties by that time.

Migrated to New York after the war and became an enforcer for the mob.

Vampire! John is not a hitman, he's a crime boss (it makes more sense to me, I'm not entertaining arguments lol)

He was turned in the late 1940s by his then girlfriend (later wife), Helen. By then John had already rose to the highest rungs of the mob.

Helen was later murdered in a revenge kill in the mid 1950s.

Tailored suits, Italian leather shoes, a collection of vintage muscle cars. He wears a pinky ring, which is relevant to nothing, its just a detail that I like.

Broody, stoic, short tempered.

Many years after his wife's passing, John meets you. Until then, he had refrained from romantic relationships above brief flings and one night stands.

Its the smell of your blood that attracts him at first; its sweet and alluring, almost like a perfume made from the crushed roses and honey.

When you two do come face to face, its very quiet but intense. You're ready to throw caution to the wind and John is practically ready to drain you.

Make no mistake, at the beginning, for him, its about blood. He keeps a steady rotation of a few select, clean, high end escorts to keep his thirst satisfied, but none of them are enough after he meets you. John needs to taste you.

You don't have a clue of his "true" nature, but you do really like him, so you make your own advances- you're actually the first one of you two to make a move (or so you think) and when John responds well, you're thrilled.

The first bite is an absolute shock to you, he has not disclosed who he really is, possibly because he had no intention of you even remembering the experience.

Your shock and fear though, elicits a reaction he was not expecting; he does not want you to be scared of him- suddenly, he doesn't want to betray you like that either. The man who has not cared for a woman in over sixty five years, all of a sudden, can not stand to lose a woman he's only known for a few months.

John comes clean, about everything

Instead of being scared, you're fascinated. This actually explains a lot; his sensitivity to sunlight, the way he seems to drink significantly more than anyone you've ever known without getting drunk, his adept knowledge of history, his effortless, physical strength, the old photographs of a woman that look too dated to be of the century. The coldness of his touch and the way it feels like his heart wasn't beating when he held you close.

You eventually let him "taste" you. Its a couple months after he tells you the truth, when part of you is desperately curious.

He has an admirable amount of self control, because even if he likens your blood to the most intoxicating combination of liquor and honey, he doesn't want to kill you.

After this, when some more trust is reestablished, it becomes a fairly regular, extremely intimate experience. Its almost as important to your- now committed- relationship as sex. The two even mingle frequently and its absolutely euphoric when it does; the feel of his mouth drawing essence from that perfect spot on your neck, while simultaneously, he fills you up and then some. The little sting and persistent pull, coupled with the tight burn and delicious friction (okay, I'm going to far now)

John is extremely protective and territorial and this comes from a multitude of reasons including the loss of Helen, the fact that because you're human you're even more vulnerable than she was, and because he can not stand the thought of another vampire wanting you the way he does. You're his and John does not share.

He will kill for you.

But he's also surprisingly loving and attentive. He never, ever lets you spend a day wondering how he feels about you.

Sex decades of accumulated wealth means that your want for nothing and have the world at your feet. You have reservations at the most exclusive restaurants and you probably don't remember what having a maxed out credit card feels like.

John also enjoys buying you gifts himself. Though, its debatable who your collection of lingerie is really for. Lets just say that John very much enjoys the look of you in lace.

John is woefully strong- superhuman strong- so he's extra careful with you. At first, he felt very guilty about those moments where he roughed you up a little too much during sex or feeding (or both) and those instances were often teaching moments for him, even if you repeatedly promised that you were okay.

John adores being older than you sometimes, particularly because it means that he can see that stunning look of wonder on your face when he tells you about his life and all the things he's done. Its been so long since he could share those parts of himself.

You're always eager to learn about his experiences and where he's originally from but try to not push sensitive subjects like the war and his wife.

Despite John being very willing to share at times, he's still a man of few words.

*This was getting way too long but I actually have so much more on Vampire!John, inculding the possibility of "turning" his SO. Its honestly an idea I'd love to flesh out so maybe one day I'll write something more detailed.

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