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I would like to be treated like a rotisserie chicken between them
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Self explanatory.
โ storytime โ
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Notes ;
- not proof read
- sfw / fluff !!
- special request from @nikki-sixxpixxx <3
- okay let's go!!!
Eddie was sat on Nikki's bed, waiting for Nikki to tell him stories from his band, Mรถtley Crรผe, as Black Sabbath's โInto the voidโ played in the background ใ ใ
ใใOf course, being his younger best friend, Eddie was a huge fan of Mรถtley Crรผe. But he never really knew the stories from tours.
โYou sure you want to hear the stories? Some of them are weird, you know.โ Nikki said, settling down across from Eddie on the bed. Nikki's hair fell perfectly on his shoulders, no wonder why every girl wanted him.
โI'm sure, I know their weird. If they have anything to do with you, they're going to be weird.โ Eddie respond abruptly. His messy hair sprawled across his back as the late evening sun shone directly onto him. He looked up and around Nikki's room, admiring the posters and all.
โOkay so, the spaghetti incident was like this bet between me and Tommy. Basically, we wanted to see who could fuck the most chicks without showering at all. This went on for a few weeks, before it got so bad, we needed to end the bet. So, me and this one chick, we were getting it on, y'know? Getting undressed and all, when all of a sudden. She gags. So I'm thinking 'she must have a bad gag reflex.' But no, it was me! I stunk so bad she threw up spaghetti on me. Directly on my dick too! She left, and I finally showered.โ Nikki explained, using his hands while talking. He always did that, it made the story more interesting. After finishing, he looked up at Eddie.
His face pale, and jaw dropped, Eddie was left speechless. โShe like... threw up actual spaghetti...? On you?" He said , clearly shocked. He looked at Nikki horrified when he nodded.
โStraight up! Now, which story you want to hear next? Telephone or Burrito?" Nikki chuckled.
โTelephone.โ
โAlright. Me and Tommy, we were getting it on with this girl. We were fucking her, tommy in her mouth and me inside her. The girl was loose, so I looked at Tommy, and at the telephone in the room. Tommy nodded, knowing exactly what I was hinting at. Me and Tommy both pulled out and walked over to the phone, picking it up. I took the phone, and just stuck it in her. Tommy's dumbass called the girls mom! So when her mom picked up, all she heard was the wet sounds โโ
โThats disgusting, Nikki!โ Eddie exclaimed, throwing a pillow at him.
โThats me and Tommy for ya, Eddie.โ Nikki chuckled
โA telephone though? And her mom?โ Eddie sighed before speaking again. โWhats the burrito incident?โ
โSo, when we were on tour, we would cheat on our girls. Before we would see them, we would take burritos and rub them on our dicks to get rid of the smell of sex. You know that smell and how it stinks? Well, we had to use the burritos to cover the smell up. I'm telling you, it burned like hell. Vince was too impatient and had us rub them on as soon as they got out the microwave. Couldn't fuck for days because it hurt so bad.โ Nikki mumbled, looking back up at Eddie before talking again. โYou won't look at me like some kind of weird man whore because of this, right?โ
โNo, I won't. Your my best friend Nikki, nothing can change that. But, I do think your crazy for choosing burritos to rub on your... you know. I mean, of course it's going to burn! You do stupid things sometimes nikki.โ Eddie chuckled, grabbing a vinyl off the shelf.
โBlack Sabbath.โ The vinyl read. God, was Nikki like a fan girl for Black Sabbath? How many vinyls does he have of this band.
โYou should head home Eddie, it's almost 8 and you know what happens when my mom gets home and your over with no warning.โ Nikki sighs
โYeah. I'll see you later, Nikki!โ
โLater, Eddie.โ
โFuckin telephone up a girl...that's insane..โ Eddie mumbled once he was out Nikki's house.
This is so buns....๐๐
I didn't know how to end it so...yeah!!!
Pleaseeeee send requests!! I was in such a writers block forever and now all I wanna do is writeee!!!
Can u write a fic about Steve x Eddie x Reader where they all both pound the readers snooch
EXCUSE ME WHAT
IF I GO ONTO THE VINCE NEIL X READER TAG AND THE TOP FIC IS A FUCKING NIKKI OR TOMMY FIC AGAIN I WILL GO MAD. I WANT THE BLONDE NOT THE OTHER GUYS
About me <3
What will I write ??
What will I not write ??
Now you know what to expect and what not to expect!!!
Love, char ๐
Hes so cutie I'm gonna sob
steven and a bear ๐ oh my goodness sweet little my goodness
December 1985, San Francisco
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