A Man Would Look At You Like That And Then Said He Has Never Done A Blowjob

My people has made their wish clear, so here I’m.

great day!

July 6th - International Awareness Day for Devastating Homoerotic Situationships

we know that, Paulie

honest to god I keep forgetting that John Lennon is dead I think about his annoying ass so often that it's like he's still with us

if my family knew how much of a butch I am, I'd probably be shitting myself in a corner at family dinners right now

rip john lennon you would have loved the smiths

cannon

I just had the funniest conversation with a seventyish-year-old cashier at Walmart.

First she noticed my Beatles hoodie. "The Beatles!" She exclaimed.

"I'm a huge fan," I replied. 

"Paul." She said. 

"Mmm-hmm. Paul's the best."

"Too bad they're all dead."

Me, "Oh no no! Paul and Ringo are still alive."

"They are? Really?"

I nodded.

She lowered her voice to a conspiratorial whisper, "I heard that Ringo is gay."

"Huh!," I said, surprised, "I heard the same about Paul and John, together."

She nodded and said, "They probably all were."

😂



all right, man, you did it