The Bi-curious Elf Would Like To Hurt You Sexually

TODAY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YESTERDAY RIGHT NOW I LOVE YOU MORE RIGHT NOW NO MORE CRYING OOOO NO MORE CRYING

Fans of the Beatles. Your relationship with Paul McCartney is not parasocial and perverted. It’s not weird that you want to get him pregnant. Don’t get help. You’re totally normal about The Beatles

normalize being divorced without ever being married or having a romantic relationship or even necessarily mutually liking each other at all in the first place

Okay here's my thing. Yeah the casting for the Beatles biopic isn't great because none of them look like The Beatles but who else would they have casted? Who are they going to cast that looks exactly like The Beatles besides their kids who are out there building their own legacies? No casting is ideal here I don't get why everybody has to hate on everything when we haven't even seen them as The Beatles yet?

john wrote across the universe. Btw

"Fans who believe in mclennon are so annoying and delusional like not everything Paul makes is about John" well maybe Paul should stop injecting John into every conversation and every interview and every afterthought and then maybe just maybe I'll agree as a tinhat mclennoner but until then most songs Paul has written are about John, or especially their relationship, or are just awfully suspect.

People who hate cats are so fucking weird like why are you beefing with a fuzzy little animal. It feels maladjusted in a similar way as people who Hate babies like what is your problem

Bisexual men loved heroin historically Point to any Famous bisexual man I have it on Good authority they love heroin

double fantasy if John had wanted to win