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BRO THIS IS SO SERIOUS I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE AN EDIT OF BEN AND JENNIFER FROM THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY WITH THE SONG “Apocalypse” BY CIGARETTES AFTER SEX BECAUSE THE LYRICS R SO PERFECT JUST HEAR ME OUT!!

“your lips, my lips…apocalypse”

SEE BECAUSE THEY CANT BE TOGETHER IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!! EDITORS PLEASEDE!!

when they do that shi when they look up and glare >>>> 🤭

AAHAHUJAKHJHFKHJHKSJH AND THEN I DIEEEEE I'LL MORE THAN A LOVER MORE THAN A WOMAN EVEN MORE UNDER COVERS I'LL BE MORE THAN A LOVER MORE THAN A WOMAN MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR YOU‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

head cannons for everyone and anything 😝

JESS MARIANO (MODERN AU) : spent his birthday money on a Bluetooth headphones because his old wired ones only worked when you twisted the wire a certain way and he wasn’t messing with that.

DAIKI AOMINE : got his ears pierced after he slept with a girl who said that guys with piercings were super hot but aomine would never admit that getting his ears pierced hurt like a mother fucker.

KOSHI SUGAWARA : when teacher suga is talking to his class about why it’s important to keep trying no matter how hard it gets he always uses tanaka and kiyoko as an example. “one of my friends kept getting turned down by the woman of his dreams and now they’re married! do you know why boys and girls? because he never gave up and he always tried his best to impress her and be the best version of him he could be!”

JASON TODD : loves when his friends cancel plans. like he’s ready to go and his friend calls saying that they can’t make it and he’s all “really? what a shame..guess we’ll have to reschedule!” as he’s putting his pajamas back on and putting on a face mask and like lighting his little scented candles.

ARAN OJIRO + MIYA TWINS : before aran’s first day as a second year he found out the weird twins from volleyball camp were also going to his school as first years and had a mental breakdown like he was crying so bad “mom please! they’re so weird!” but when the twins found out aran went to their school too they were so excited because he was the only upperclassmen they liked and knew at the time.

TETSURO KUROO + KENMA KOZUME : after the first tokyo training camp with like fukurodani and the other schools kuroo was soo pissed off with kenma because outside of club time kenma would never ever talk about volleyball or other players but after the training camp all he could talk about was “oh-shoyo just text they beat seijoh and they’re going on to play shiratorizawa..” or “shoyo just sent over karasunos training regimen..” or like “shoyo hasn’t text me in a week I wonder if he’s okay?” LIKE KUROO WAS SO PISSED! He was all “so how’s your new best friend shoyo?” and he’d be so snarky and petty about it too 😭😭

BRUCE WAYNE + BAT FAM : bruce has a different playlist for each of his kids. like there’s one for everyone even alfred. but he would never let anyone know that he secretly likes a few of the songs and makes his own playlist. like his music taste is a combination of all of kids music tastes. i just know that he lowkey vibes with chapell roan.

ATSUSHI MURASAKIBARA : his mother fucker is so fucking picky when it comes to like proper meals. when he’s snacking on random stuff he doesn’t care at all he’ll eat whatever. but when it’s a sit down proper meal? he’s a whiny picky bitch. “ew his broccolis gross and limp..can’t I have a bag of chips instead?”

KEN SATO : he’s such like a baseball nerd. he collects those little card things with baseball players on and when he meets them he asks them to sign it and he gets like so excited when there’s one he doesn’t have. “mina could you please put this one with the signed cards-and make sure you put it in the protective plastic okay?” “yes ken i’ll be very careful”

RIN MATSUOKA : rin could care less about sweets and candies so he never understood why gou or his friends would beg him to get bring them back some sweets from australia. until he had a tim tam milkshake.he was hooked. every day after school rin would go swim and go straight to his nearest cafe or diner and grab a tim tam milkshake (a/n as someone who has enjoyed many a tim tam milkshake this is so real)

TADASHI YAMAGUCHI + TSUKISHIMA KEI : yamaguchi’s VA once said that the only reason yamaguchi ‘s favorite food is soft fries is because tsukki eats all the crispy fries and gives his left overs o yamaguchi 😭😭

LOGAN HUNTZBERGER : got drunk and almost got a Jacobs ladder piercing but then got told what it was and broke down crying because he said he didn’t want to “damage the goods”

the end lol

MORE TO COME BUT I COULDNT THINK OF ANY MORE I NEED SUGGESTIONS PLEASE

I WILL SINGLE HANDEDLY REVIVE THE HAIKYUU FANDOM IF I MUST. WHERE YALL AT!!!! 🔊🔊🔊🔊 WAKE UP

when worlds collide

real

his large swagless pants that hide his slutty waist and his redbull infused veins have captivated me. they’ve just captivated me.

will never understand how jess was supposed to be the bad boy because what?? he literally always minded his own business except for a few harmless pranks that made everyone lose their shit for no reason

like everyone thinking he stole the money for his car or stole the whole car but hb was the employee of the month at WALMART

he came back to his mom's wedding JUST because Luke asked him to even though Liz was a shitty mom and then read SELF HELP BOOKS?????

everyone was praying on his downfall and the day he gets arrested but no RORY gets arrested luke ALSO gets arrested and then EMILY GILMORE? like if jess was the one who got arrested everyone would be gossiping about it INCLUDING lorelai who was probably the #1 jess hater

ending my short "rant" because im sleepy with the fact that jess was a lover boy and a hopeless romantic just in a leather jacket and walls up so high with one hidden door and only one person has the key

i don’t know how many more forza logan sargeants i have left in me

bro don’t ask me the colour of anything

ARTHUR LECLERC THE MAN THAT U AREER

WHAT THE FUCK LIKE I KNEW HE WAS FINE BUT HOLY HELL

Katniss is like Lucy Gray this, Katniss is like Sejanus that, and yes find that's all good and true and lovely but Katniss Everdeen is also a direct parallel to Coriolanus Snow and people NEED to start talking about this because it's driving me crazy.

Think about it: they both grew up poor and deeply vulnerable, losing parents at a very young age, with a matriarchal adult (Katniss' mother and Coriolanus' Grandma'am) who fails to provide for them emotionally and physically. They intimately understand the threat of starvation, even developing with stunted growth because of it, and their narrations in the books share a fixation on food. Throughout their childhoods, both experienced constant fear and suffered a fundamental lack of control over their circumstances. Because of this, they're inherently suspicious of the people around them. They resent feeling indebted to others, especially those who have saved their lives. They're motivated almost entirely by family and deeply connected to their communities. Both are used and manipulated by the Capitol, both are forced to perform to survive and despise every inch of it, both are thrown into the Arena and made to kill. Both have a self-sacrificial, genuinely sweet sister figure acting as their conscience. Peeta and Lucy Gray - performers and love interests with a fundamental kindness and sense of hope about them - fulfill markedly similar roles in their narrative. Both contribute to the development of the future Hunger Games, Snow throughout tbosas and Katniss towards the end of Mockingjay.

It's easy to ignore these similarities because, as mirrors of each other, they are exact opposites. Katniss is from District 12, viewed and treated as less than human; Snow is the cream of the Capitol crop, given the privilege of a name with social weight, an ancestral home, and the opportunity of the Academy despite having no more money than a miner from 12. Katniss has no agency over her life, and responds by being kind whenever she's able, while Snow justifies horrendous evils in order to continue his quest for complete control. Katniss does everything she can to protect her family; Snow does everything he can to protect his family's image as an extension of his own ego. Katniss loves her District and connects with its inhabitants on a meaningful level, but Snow is indifferent at best to his peers - the apparent "superior people" - and only engages with his community for personal gain. Katniss emerges from the Arena horrified at herself and the system, but Snow takes his trauma and turns it into an excuse to perpetuate the violence with himself at the top. Katniss cares for Prim until her death and then snaps at the loss of her little sister, while Snow survives on Tigris' blood, sweat, and tears and then torments and abandons her, presumably because she calls him out on his insanity. Snow actively adds to and popularizes the Hunger Games because of his vendetta against the Districts following his childhood wartime trauma - Katniss briefly agrees to a new Hunger Games in the pursuit of vengeance, but later stops them from happening by killing Coin and choosing a life of peace and privacy. Snow is obsessed with revenge, but Katniss empathizes with the Capitolites and does what she can to keep them from suffering. He exists in a cruel system and selfishly upholds it; she exists in a cruel system and works to dismantle it for the good of her family and community, at great personal cost. And Peeta and Lucy Gray are incredibly similar, but Katniss and Peeta forge a relationship of genuine love and understanding that shines in comparison to Coriolanus' obsessive projection onto Lucy Gray.

So, yeah, Katniss is Lucy Gray haunting Coriolanus. But I bet you anything that eighty-something year old President Snow looks at her, the girl on fire, bright and young and brilliant, emerging from a childhood of starvation with a relentless hunger for success, a talented and charming performer helping her win the Games, and he sees the ghost of his own past. And that's why he's so afraid of her! Because if he sees himself in her, then he's up against his own cunning, his own talent for manipulation, his own charisma, his own genius. He's up against the version of himself that he once wished to be, with the nightmare army of his childhood at her back and her star-crossed lover at her side, spewing Sejanus' truths in his own voice. This isn't to say that Katniss ever achieved the level of power and agency that Coriolanus did during her time with the rebellion, but it is to say that Snow was taken down by what truly terrified him - his own morality, come to finish the job.

why is no one talking abt haymitch?

I NEVER SEE ANY HAYMITCH OF ENJOYERS OUT HERE!

LIKE THIS MAN IS SO DAMN FINE 🤯🤯🤯

hear me out

all I’ve been hearing since tbosas came out is “Sejanus reminds me of prim” or “Prim and Sejanus are the same!” BUT THATS SO NOT TRUE!!

For me it’s Johanna who reminds me of Sejanus.

Sejanus and Johanna are one in the same. They aren’t scared to say what they want and aren’t scared to get physical to get their point across. In the 75th games when Johanna cussed out the Capitol in her interview she didn’t care about the backlash because she knew people out there agreed. She also knew there was nothing the capitol could do to her because there is no bigger punishment then the games. That’s like when Sejanus threw the chair and called everyone monsters because it was the truth or when he spoke out in class about how wrong it was. And what would the capitol do against him? His dad would just pay them to make it go away and keep Sejanus safe. The Capitol couldn’t touch them. What’s ironic is that in the end it’s not the Capitol that screws them over it’s President Snow.

Snow pressed record on the jabber jays, took advantage of Sejanus and in the end Sejanus died. For Johanna Snow promised her a comfortable life. No more games no more interviews no more killing people. But then just because he couldn’t let Katniss and Peeta be happy he dragged her back into it and then tortured her and shaved her head.

But with Prim she wouldn’t have done anything or said anything about the games and how wrong they were if Katniss didn’t join the rebellion. Before that she hadnt voiced her opinions on the games or gotten physical to prove her points the way Johanna and Sejanus do.

idk if I’m going crazy but I appreciate thoughts and opinions

do you ever see scary blonde men and go feral? because I do

awww paneminem he’s totally innocent and didn’t go crazy

he just got messy with the red paint! he’s such a sweetheart 🥰

I’m counting tom as blonde fight me…he just has a little trauma with Valentine’s Day..

look he didn’t try to drown his sister he was teaching her how to swim 🙄 he’s just a proactive person🤷

he was also just another sassy victim of the games 😔

BRO CAN WE TALK ABOUT CATO 🤯🤯🤯🤯

FUCKING LOOK AT HIM IM BEGGING FOR PEOPLE TO WRITE MORE ABOUT HIM PLEASEEE

it’s crazy how he looks just like my husband

JESS MY BABY 😭

I have this weird theory that all Jess needed to do to secure his and Rory’s relationship was to meet Christopher. Like Logan met Christopher and he thought Logan was cool and they got along great and he accepted the relationship (same with Dean). I feel like is Chris had met Jess and seen what this person had described maybe he would’ve helped Lorelai see how Jess wasn’t all that bad. Like when Rory moved in with Logan Chris told Lorelai and she seemed cool with it partly because she trusted Rory to tell her and she was cool with Logan but partly because Chris was cool with Logan too. I feel like if Chris had met Jess seen him he kinds of situations he’d been in , his mom, his life what he’d been through Chris would’ve said to Lorelai “Hey I like this kid, he’s been through a lot , you guys are kind of similar and Rory likes him too.” I feel like if Lorelai had seen the Jess Rory saw she wouldn’t have been to hard on him and that would’ve made Jess and Rory’s relationship easier/ better.

jess mariano and rory gilmore are literally the SAME people at their core, just in opposite fonts. they MIRROR each other and are each other's TWIN FLAMES. that's exactly why they understand each other better than everyone else (asp herself said so). both are raised by teen moms and have deadbeat dads. yet, one is nurtured with love and care with a mom like lorelai. and the other is abandoned & ignored by a flaky mom like liz. both develop an immense love for reading regardless of whether it became kind of a coping mechanism. both exceed normal expectations of intelligence required for their age. hence, one goes above and beyond, strives for perfection with it, and craves validation while the other could not care less what people think and says "fuck it. rules don't matter anymore for me. i know stuff". one becomes stars hollow's princess, held onto a pedestal by everyone around her. the other becomes stars hollow's pariah, hated by every person he meets. both are under intense scrutiny by people where one is held to exceptionally high standards and the other is seen as "good for nothing". both of them break out of those respective moulds as soon as they become young adults. and both play a pivotal role in helping each other break out of those moulds and still be true to their inner selfs. I COULD WRITE AN ENTIRE TEN-PAGE ESSAY ON THE PARALLELS BETWEEN THEM....I REALLY COULD!

jess mariano and rory gilmore are literally the SAME people at their core, just in opposite fonts. they MIRROR each other and are each other's TWIN FLAMES. that's exactly why they understand each other better than everyone else (asp herself said so). both are raised by teen moms and have deadbeat dads. yet, one is nurtured with love and care with a mom like lorelai. and the other is abandoned & ignored by a flaky mom like liz. both develop an immense love for reading regardless of whether it became kind of a coping mechanism. both exceed normal expectations of intelligence required for their age. hence, one goes above and beyond, strives for perfection with it, and craves validation while the other could not care less what people think and says "fuck it. rules don't matter anymore for me. i know stuff". one becomes stars hollow's princess, held onto a pedestal by everyone around her. the other becomes stars hollow's pariah, hated by every person he meets. both are under intense scrutiny by people where one is held to exceptionally high standards and the other is seen as "good for nothing". both of them break out of those respective moulds as soon as they become young adults. and both play a pivotal role in helping each other break out of those moulds and still be true to their inner selfs. I COULD WRITE AN ENTIRE TEN-PAGE ESSAY ON THE PARALLELS BETWEEN THEM....I REALLY COULD!

Rest in peace my moon

I first met Moonbin on the 14th of June 2016. I was relatively new to K-pop and wanted to start with a group just as new as me. I remember looking at the photos of the new groups I could get interested in. But I really remember Astro, specifically Moonbin. He just drew me in. His smile and the way he acted and behaved. During the summer of 2018 I abandoned Astro. My friends thought it was lame and they didn’t like it. I remember seeing alerts in my phone that Moonbin was live all the time. And I never clicked on.

I regret that now more than ever.

I bumped into him again during quarantine. When I watched his lives I realised how much I missed him and Astro. Throughout the loneliness of quarantine, Astro and Moonbin were there for me. They made me feel like I had someone to rely on a friend. When I came back from the gym tonight and opened my phone I never expected to hear that Moonbin had died. I thought it was a joke. Some fake news spread by a fake fan to get attention. So when I went on instagram to see that post on the Astro page. I was shocked. My thoughts went to his group mates and his family. I was devastated.

I want to end this by thanking my moonbeam for all that he has done for me. He made me feel important. He was always guiding me and lighting the way. He helped me shine like he did and always will. Moonbin is no longer physically with us. But we will always have the memories of him and that is just as good.

rest in peace my moonbeam and shine like you always have.