Rant Time!!

Enjoy a drawing of Percy that I did at school today

Oh my god! The skrimblo has spoken!

(i'm so sorry to both Bill and the admin, i just got so happy qwerfvbhjio i adore and worship him)

I have like... three questions.

Had you ever possessed a human before Stanford? And if so, who and why? (If you don't mind saying of course)

If you had a human form, what would you wear? Would you be in a suit, or more casual clothes?

How many different dimensions have you visited, and which one is your favorite?

That's all! Thank you for your time! I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day/night Mr. Cipher!

RODE A TANK, HELD A GENERAL'S RANK, KILLED THE CZAR AND HIS MINISTERS, ANASTASIA SCREAMED IN VAIN! KNEW YOUR FATHER, I DID. AND DON'T BE TOO SURE I WASN'T IN THE GARDEN WITH MR. AND MRS. ADAM!

ALL YOU KIDS REALLY WANT ME TO BE SOME KINDA DAPPER, TWINKY "TUMBLR SEXY MAN" - AND I GET IT. MY SNAPPY LIL' TIE, CANE AND HAT GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS. HABERDASHERY COUNTS WHEN YOU NEED TO DISTINGUISH YOURSELF FROM A MYRIAD SEA OF OTHER SHAPES. AND THOSE LITTLE FANCY PARTS HAPPEN TO BE PART OF MY BIOLOGY! BUT THE KEY TO A GOOD INFILTRATION IS TO LOOK JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. LIKE STAND USERS! SO, YOU KNOW, IF THE HOBO I'M RIDING SHOTGUN IN ON MY WAY TO ROB FORT KNOX HAS HOBO CLOTHES AND SMELLS LIKE A WET BADGER, THEN SO BE IT! LEMME TELL YOU, OLD FORDSY WAS PRETTY BAD AT SHOWERING. BETWEEN HIS FUNK AND MCMEMORYLOSS'S SPITTIN' CHAW, THAT BASEMENT LAB GOT PRETTY RIPE!

MY CURRENT FAVORITE DIMENSION IS THIS ONE, BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW HAVEN'T MANAGED TO BLOW YOURSELVES UP YET! AND HECK, I LIKE ME A GOOD CHEESEBURGER. IT'S HARD TO GET THOSE IN A LOT OF OTHER DIMENSIONS, WHERE CRUELTY TO OTHER LIVING THINGS HAS BEEN OUTLAWED (NANNY DIMENSIONS. BORING. WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT CONFLICT AND STRUGGLE?)

I went to like uh Walmart I think and found a pack of like 170 or something. I probably only have 60 left. They're most likely all over my school, lost in the carpet of my bedroom, etc- I'm a major butterfingers so I just drop them by accident and they're never seen again (unless I'm in a room with like a hardwood/tile floor)

Last night I had a dream that Aeolus dumped my bag of open metal stitch markers over my head and a bunch of winions started stabbing me to death with them,,, should I,, should I be concerned???

(Yes I leave my stitch markers open when I put them back in my bag idk why)

i am at a severe stitch marker drought because i only had a few that ive lost….so maybe it was omen of smth

uh..I dunno.. um......

[they think for a moment]

....could I use your kitchen again? since you barely ever do?

Hey, I heard you're good at killing exotic animals. Any idea where I can find a bunch of wild peacocks?

[@change-and-flourish]

i can get them for you. do you wanna make a whole show of it? or just like, got to her temple and make a bloodbath. are we thinking a dozen or something grander like fifty. i could get like two hundred and get some of my soldiers to just burn the entire thing with them inside.

[he wasn't an idiot,he immediately knew what this was about,he didn't need to ask questions about what she did this time,mazi was usually rational enough]

:]

You can only reblog this today.

ehehehehe he's a silly

day 1 of daily Commodus reaction images

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//OMG??? THIS IS SO PRECIOUS????

Roblox Gravity falls memes I love you

oh uhhhhhh

oh oh a blue tongued skink! they're so cute 🥺

wait- pause, Hephaestus, did you just,, adopt me? because if so I'm honored 🥺

“Yes,yes I did, welcome to the family, as per usual you get a favorite lizard, or one of your own, choose”

Guys random thought: Thanksgiving on Mount Olympus must be the most hectic ever

Dionysus says something about Ares and Aphrodite's relationship and Ares throws an axe at him Hermes makes a lighthearted joke about Apollo and Artemis mistakes him as being serious and turns him into a pincushion (Apollo's looking at his badass sister like "why did you just skewer my brother") Hera already does not want to be there and she's one "Thank you, lovely Ganymede" away from stabbing someone (Ganymede is miserably milling around the table filling everyone's cups cuz he has to bc it's his job) Demeter is glaring at Hades (Poseidon invited him because he's his brother and it would have been rude not to) and Persephone is sitting next to him looking back and forth at her mon and then at her husband Poseidon and Athena are kind of trying to calm everyone down Hephaestus is just silently eating, he does not wanna be a part of the family drama And Hestia is sitting under the table crying beside Hephaestus' legs because a) she doesn't want to get caught in the crossfire and b) he's the only one eating the meal she planned

*just pats his head and squeals* OH! I baked you and Apollo cookies!!! *holds out a tray of cookies, grinning* Tah-dah!

hey! uh you're just the best person ever and you deserve the world so I'm giving you a hug because I can!

*stands on my tippy toes and gives him a hug*

“Oh? Uhm thank you… “

He hugs them back

Ooc: aww!!! But don’t let pollo see, he’d tear you to shreds