Latest Posts by jaxie-the-kat - Page 4

Hey! Give that back!

[He reaches for the glass and accidentally knocks it out of his hand, and it shatters on the ground.]

Goddamn it, that glass was from my father.. I think.

Open RP Starter: Drunk?

[Antinous was sitting on the floor, a large glass of wine in his hand, and was babbling nonsense. There were papers sprawled out on the floor, and empty bottles stacked into a neat tower in the corner. What in the hell happened here?]

//taglist! uh just some folks I think might wanna interact, ask if you wanna be added or removed!!

@the-true-telemachus @bright-side-of-the-moon-tele @childofkindness @god-of-smithing-and-cozy-vibes @penelope-is-waiting @the-great-emperor-commodus

//idk who else,, yippee have fun good luck

YES I WAS GONNA DO THIS AND SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT IM SO HAPPY SOMEONE ELSE HAD THE SAME THOUGHT I DID AHAH

"Yup that's my husband for sure"

Nah, just thought you might like some cookies! Good day to you!

*Hands him a tray of cookies before vanishing into the night*

...

Poison?

No, chocolate chip, dumbass. I mean,, silly guy!

*Hands him a tray of cookies before vanishing into the night*

...

Poison?

dude i love that jgcjsgc

Lil Ganymede 'cause he's my baby and I love him

The Paper Chase. The only reason my friends know the name of the band is because I've told them about it.

My favorite song? Yes. All of them. I've listened to every single one of their songs, and they're all my favorite.

But if I had to pick, probably... The House Is Alive and the House Is Hungry.

do any of you have a random band you listen to that literally no one you know listens to?

Mine is Everything Everything.

My favorite song by them? Photoshop Handsome.

good riddance

could Octavian from Heroes of Olympus be chucked into the ocean plz? I hate him and would like to see him suffer :)

Octavian from Heroes of Olympus has been Chucked in to the ocean!

the gay! i love himm 🥺

MOM!!! DTXGCFYJLKDFGHJKN [sobs]

i love this design im gonna VOMIT

can i have an iris (goddess of rainbows) scribble :D

:)

oh yeah lmao

Hi heph mod here! The epic cast are on tumblr! They’re coming for us!

ooc: *sweats nervously* /silly

yippeee

*giving the mod headpats*

can I offer you a tiny needle felted cat in these trying times?

his name is sir shmellow <3

YES

JORGENBORGEN?? ON TUMBLR?? DEAR GODS

Hi heph mod here! The epic cast are on tumblr! They’re coming for us!

ooc: *sweats nervously* /silly

s4drygu';.4se5dtrgyijkh MOTH MOTH MOTH MOTH MOTH MOTH MOTH MO-

Can you draw Nyx ( personification of night) please and thank you(: also is it true that you eat babies?

and no, i do not eat babys.

oh my gods!! my gays!! my favorite gays 🥺🥺

Whats up with the gods and having flower boyfriends?

👀

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

i did it hwhehehehe @uncle-anty (name is a work in progress it may change hgfhgf)

I found a birthday au version of hold ‘em down called for the prince and it’s hilarious

YES PLEASE I NEED MORE DADTINOUS 😭😭😭

I found a birthday au version of hold ‘em down called for the prince and it’s hilarious

YES I HAVE ITS SO FUN SJCGXSJXHGSA

I found a birthday au version of hold ‘em down called for the prince and it’s hilarious

SAME ITS MY FUCKIN FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD

I found a birthday au version of hold ‘em down called for the prince and it’s hilarious

i don't know what this is but i need one in my house immediately

Wouldn't You Like, it's never been out of my head, and Hold Them Down, specifically the "if the crown wonders where the prince is, only the ocean and I will know!" BECAUSE THAT LINE IS AMAZING

@the-great-emperor-commodus, @pain-is-forever, @gaynightwizard, @urbestestwindgod, uh idk who else

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

@the-great-emperor-commodus ZEUS SAID YOU SHOULD SUCK HIS BALLS

Yo @the-thunder-bringer dad, so I kind a bumped into my ex and he’s challenging you, he says that it would be easy to beat you n shit

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

Ok but hear me out:

Nico's Italian right? So if he were to naturally swear it would most definitely be in italian. But he's also from the 1930s/40s so he wouldnt swear, he was raised better than that.

But Will is a country boy (even if Austin, Texas isn't very country (or so I've heard, I'm British, I have no idea), Naomi is and you can't tell me other wise) and has lived in camp with little to no adult guidance for ages. Sooo he should have a very potty mouth.

So while Will cusses like a sailor, you have his boyfriend saying 'fiddle sticks' in italian.

Unrelated note: Did you know that the italian equivalent of by golly/by Jove is giurabbacco which, I kid you not, literally translates to 'I swear by Bacchus'.

So like hypothetically:

[In the dining pavilion]

A very tired Will: *drops something* F**[*insert colourful language here*]

Little 1930s-Catholic-raised Nico: *in utter shock and whispering* ...you swear so much...giurabbacco

Mr D on the other side of the pavilion: yes?

Hmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmm

Watching the Epic stream my family is unimportant compared to that /hj

it's that time of year...

oh my gods COW

Poor babey 🥺

I've never drawn a cow before but I love how it turned out

(slight blood warning)

HSJSSHSVSISB MY FAVORITE SILLIES

Artemis looks like she wants to throw Apollo

I love how their tattoos match

Hdsuvsdhdvshv

the twins

AAHHH I JUST WATCHED THE NEW VIDEO JORGE POSTED AND IM FCKING CRYING

Im so excited I'm gonna bawl so much but I do not care hzhshshssu

pretty shark!! Pretty shark pretty shark pretty shark pretty shark pr-

pixie dust thresher shark

(12 month reward for my ko-fi members)