Was It The Eye-socket Thing? It Was Probably The Eye-socket Thing...

On this newest episode of "Opinions from a Guy No One Asked", we have...

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE GOOSEBUMPS COVERS!

Just so we're clear, this is just ranking the covers, not the stories themselves, as I have not read all of them...

Say Cheese and Die!

The first great cover, in my opinion.

Night of the Living Dummy

Genuinely Creepy...

Return of the Mummy

It looks like the mummy farted in his tomb, and I think that's very funny.

Attack of the Mutant

Yo, when are we getting Masked Mutant vs. Ghastly Grinner?

Monster Blood III

I swear I've had those shoes.

The Horror at Camp Jellyjam

I've met people exactly like this at summer camp.

The Headless Ghost

I love how, despite the Victorian clothes, he still has an unequivocally 90s haircut.

The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena

This is just my grandparents when they come down from up north.

Egg Monsters from Mars

I mean...It doesn't really look expired, so...I might still try it.

How to Kill a Monster

Big Grassy Paws.

Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns

Sigh, I wish I were as cool as that pumpkin-headed dog...

Calling All Creeps!

Just a couple of cards...

Chicken Chicken

Reminds me of the ending to Freaks[1932].

The Blob That Ate Everyone

WET n VEINY

The Curse of Camp Cold Lake

This might be my favorite one, actually.

The Haunted School

Those eyes...

Werewolf Skin

There's a non-zero chance this awoke something in someone. good for them.

I Live in Your Basement!

Oh, that's gore. That's gore on my Goosebumps cover.

If I'd been around 66mya I could have protected dromaeosauridae. they'd be my loyal soldiers by now. they'd love and revere me.

OP, I first read this as you saying she would do all that IF you fixed all your problems, and I'm sorry, but I think that was funnier.

I think if she pulled me into a bathroom, pressed me against the wall and started kissing me it’d fix all my problems actually

Man, Women are pretty cool. I wish I could, like...draw them or something, y'know?

Not living is what they want you to do. Continue living to spite them.

i literally can not be alive in this world anymore

Well, I really enjoyed doing my first list-post before. So, I figured I'd do it again, but with something slightly more embarrassing.

Here are my TOP 10 FICTIONAL CRUSHES(In No Particular Order)

Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail

Scorpia from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Marin from Link's Awakening

Palutena from Kid Icarus

Lola Pop from ARMS

Sundry Sidney from A Starstruck Odyssey

Doreen Green/Squirrel Girl from Marvel Comics

Kasane Teto

Mae Borowski from Night in the Woods

Giovanni Potage from Epithet Erased

Okay...I have a lot of thoughts about the SInder situation, being a now-former huge fan, but I'll just get one of my major thoughts out of the way...

I see a lot of people say things like "Well, what did you expect from being a fan of an influencer" or some other thing, but to me, that just feels hugely demoralizing.

I get that we're upset at her being a huge scumbag, but saying shit like "Welp, that's what I get for caring" is just cope. You're allowed to crash out in this scenario. I give you my personal permission.

There are plenty of truly nice and kind vtubers out there. The number of them crashing out right now is enough proof of that, at least for me. And even they're feeling bad for investing so much of their time in being friends with her.

She did an awful thing and made all of us feel bad for caring about her. Fuck. That.

Feel bad that she made it impossible to care.

Don't ever feel bad about the act of caring itself.

Don't ever feel bad about caring. Please.

I Know You Are, But What Am I?

Apathetic worm

I'm sorry, but are you implying that those are two different things?

My posts about women with guns never do as well as my posts about women doing gay sex. What is wrong with today's youth