He's Trying Okay.

I'm a bit nostalgic rn ✧*+ - ✧*+ - ✧*

[When he picks the statement back up, the words sound like they’re being torn from his lips.]

Alt. GIF versions below

Kinda low-res, sorry. I had forgotten his beard at first so now there's 2.

Anyway, I really pushed my application with this. Never making something of this scale in basic CSP again!!!!

I learned a lot along the way, though. ^^ worked on this on-and-off for a couple of days.

You can tell i watched a lot of Disney cartoons growing up - with the hair i was going for shego from kim possible, as well as Hello, John.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

Dance🕺🕺

[ID: A digital illustration of Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives. He is sat in his office in the dark, with just a dim desk lamp lit. He is clutching a blue jumper and has his face buried in it. End description.]

An old jumper found forgotten in document storage

Two weeks until the Ides of March!

yuri beams ur labru

Damien Lavey et son oncle méga cool : Hellboy !!

Il avait commencer à se couper les cornes pour faire comme tonton avant de se prendre une giga raclée des darons

J'ai sûrement trop joué à Monster Prom ces derniers jour mais je veux battre ce putain de soleil !!

Sisyphus should Livestream himself pushing the boulder. I'd watch it.

as genuinely irritating as the de mobile port situation is it's also impossible not to make fun of it. like it's ridiculous. "disco elysium mobile version" doesn't sound Real it sounds like a parody. it sounds like a joke that would have been in the game. disco elysium mobile. officially licensed by za/um. and they expect us to be super happy and supportive about that after their whole ordeal. buy disco elysium again. on your phone. give us more stolen disco elysium money. isn't this what you wanted. didn't you say you wanted more disco elysium. well here you go. disco elysium on google play store now. buy it for your phjone