Bonk

Morning

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

Ace, Sabo and Luffy except they’re in T-shirt’s I think are funny on them

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

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not to brag but im wanted by some very important organizations

"I am not, nor have I ever been, “adorable.” Especially now Martin."

Just a fellow eldritch horror being grumpy. His boyfriend slightly amused.

(I am obsessed with this fake-cinematic-format, I need to make thousand more.)

(more monster!jon here)

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