Latest Posts by jaybirdbluebottle - Page 2

There was a new letter in the English alphabet. It looked like one of those AI generated attempts at letters and it was pronounced piss for some reason.

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

[When he picks the statement back up, the words sound like they’re being torn from his lips.]

Alt. GIF versions below

Kinda low-res, sorry. I had forgotten his beard at first so now there's 2.

Anyway, I really pushed my application with this. Never making something of this scale in basic CSP again!!!!

I learned a lot along the way, though. ^^ worked on this on-and-off for a couple of days.

You can tell i watched a lot of Disney cartoons growing up - with the hair i was going for shego from kim possible, as well as Hello, John.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

woah. jonathan.

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

who let this bird on the train

Chappell Roan drawn in a Disco Elysium portait style as a character, i imagine Harry calls her Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl, she hangs out at church club and is part of the homosexual underground

LET’S HAVE A CONCLAVE

sitting through a meeting with jd couch on easter killed the fucking pope

pope francis died without lezzing out. don't let that happen to you.

Often I wish I could do drawing or animation as fanart. All I can do is write and make silly little guys out of felt. Behold, the silly little guys!

4/20 coppos, aka Jeans nightmare blunt rotation

Morning

hi jackie Shauna fans yellowjackets😊🐝🐝🐝🐝buzz buzz buzz yuri

To anyone who sees this, I wish you warm fuzzy blankets and your preferred choice of milk or tea. Now go sleep sleep!!

ghost princess

Grammar PSA

the expression you're looking for is reining in. it is NOT reigning in. it comes from horseback riding.

you REIN IN your horse when you pull on the rein to tell him to slow down.

similarly, you GIVE HIM FREE REIN when you loosen your grip on the reins and let him run as fast as he likes.

that's where the metaphor comes from. you can rein in your evil vizier when he proposes a little too much child murder, or you can give him free rein when you need your enemies obliterated and only underhanded treachery will do. but unless he actually pulls off that nefarious coup he's plotting, the only one reigning here is you.

Magnesium Based Lifeform ref :

Finally have all 4 life stages let's gooo

Jean linocut wip no 2

Edit: People on reddit asked wherever I'm planning on selling prints - yes, I will most probably sell a few! For now only within Poland tho, so if you're a polish folk and you're interested, feel free to let me know!

Almost done yay looks

I got myself a new chisel some time ago and I'm still learning to use it with as much grace and precision as I would like to

The lungs in the background were supposed to be carved onto a separate piece of linoleum but I don't have any ❤️ so I just drew them onto the paper and printed the piece on top looks kinda shitty and uneven and underprinted (?) but I'm so done with it atm I don't want to look at it anymore

you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

i’m going to go lie flat on some train tracks

I need to get into mobile game development so I can make puzzle games for middle aged moms. those women deserve better than predatory energy systems and weird fetish ads every 3 seconds. I could be the one to give them something better. I could give them a candy crush clone with SOUL.

oh goodness, how did i almost forget that it was disbarment day AND also around the time i got into ace attorney!

can you imagine getting into ace attorney in the year 2019, mid-april. you've just finished watching an aa1 lp and you hate to admit it but you care a LOT about this silly lawyer game now!

naturally, you want to see some neat fanart bc hey, you're invested! so you decide to search the ace attorney tag, and then what do you see?

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

having a normal one