Alignment Chart I Made That Applies To All Good Music

It’s always “I love you” and never “I daily feel a stab of hunger for you and find nourishment at the very sight of you” smh

reblog this with ur scythe robe colour and nameee

can't wait to see bc I can't decide on mine haha

*emerges from headphones covered in blood* the album's really good you should listen

There's some weird stray cats in my backyard

Come watch Dead Boy Detectives!

We have:

Bitchy boy from Hell

Friendly guy who solves 90% of problems with a cricket bat

Girl with a demon in her head who can see your memories (but not her own)

Anxious shut-in girl who is actually really friendly and colourful

Lesbian whose Big Knife makes up for her awkward attitude

A murderous 300ish year old witch who would unironically call herself a girlboss

Bird

Really tiny, really bitchy iconic duo that feeds on attention

Not a Catboy, but a CatmanTM

Cute librarian :)

A man with a catchphrase who is also a walrus. He will sell you approximately something slightly to the left of what you asked for

A demon with nothing better to do than bother his ex

Victorian girl with a glowing squid for a pet

Immortal CPS worker with too much paperwork

Death played by Kirby Howell-Baptiste

One (1) man with no trauma

The best take on Lilith I've ever seen. That's not a joke it's just my honest opinion

Ghost postman. He delivers the ghost post

Area Man Struggles with Choice Between Basic Morality and Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive

How is driving so fucking normalized I'm going to fucking die and kill people with me this event happens every day

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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist