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PART 23: PRETTY BOY

emotions run wild when everyone is drunk and hardly coherent. quackity is always loud, but tonight is a full on assault on the senses (the ears, in particular). bretman simps for corpse too much for your liking. rae is happy for once. there’s a confession of love somewhere in there. sister james makes a very good impostor, but that’s old news, the real question is who gave you a knife? a new persona emerges that leaves the roaches quivering in their boots.

─── corpse husband x reader, a lil bit of everyone x reader (because she’s a queen) ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: a lil over 7k.

author’s note: it’s the way i can’t follow a fucking calendar for me. sorry guys, i swear to god i thought i had one more day before thursday . the idiot award goes to me and i accept it with pride. anyway, i was excited to write this for a while! quackity is in mexico, that’s why he drinks, too. my fic, my rules, he’s too funny not to include. im also working on an extra w dream and mr quack so look forward to that, too! hopefully u like this part ily xx and as always lmk wat u think!!

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The outfit for today was picked with care and consideration. Hot, as always- you had forgotten your roots, your hoodie and sweats lay hidden in the bottom of your drawer never to be worn on stream again. You’ve changed. Clout really does that to people. Some viewers, naturally, find your hotness near insulting: how dare you rub your beauty in their faces, and so unabashedly, too?! If only you had a twinge of self-awareness, perhaps you would tone it down. But you don’t, and whether that’s by choice or not is the mystery the whole internet tries to solve (ARMY has been working diligently, and you admire their effort, though in the end their tireless labor brings no tangible results). 

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Sign of Love

pairing: Husband!Henry Cavill x Deaf!Wife!Reader

Summary: Headcanon of you and Henry’s relationship ♥️ with a lot of flowers

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💟It all started when you met Henry that rainy day, you were rushing to get all the flowers outside the shop inside. Henry had came over immediately without even thinking and helped you carry in the stock of chrysanthemums

💟 At first when he tried talking to you, he was wearing a face mask due to covid so you couldn’t even read his lips, having to break it to him on a piece of paper that you were deaf

💟 Now being in a relationship with Henry, he was fully fluent in sign language, learning it everyday since the first day he met you. Not wanting you to have to lip read all the time, he thought it was only right of him to learn sign. It started off with small phrases and sentences, now sign had become a way for you guys to relax when sometimes even Henry couldn’t be bothered to talk

💟“I got you something” He signed coming in from the front door, his work clothes hugging him nicely. “What?” You signed back only to watch him pull out a bouquet of flowers. Not just any sort of flower, your favourite flower. Sunflowers. Running over you gave him his usual welcome home kiss, now accompanied with your squeals of excitement as you filled your vase with the flowers

💟FYI your vase was never empty, Henry had made it a rule for it to always be filled with flowers, almost a way to show his love for you in another way

💟Finally it came to a point in your relationship where you and Henry were debating children and marriage, the next step of your partnership. You of course had to sit him down and let him know that if he was to have kids with you, that there was a possibility they’d be deaf too. You thought that would instantly be a deal breaker for him, but you couldn’t be any more wrong.

💟So when your first baby boy came along with that startling cry, it was almost a shock that he had come out hearing. The whole pregnancy you guys had been preparing for him to come out deaf. Tears were definitely spilled that night

💟Henry had started off teaching your baby boy Charlie sign language before he could even speak, wanting his son to start communicating with his mother straight away. In fact the first word Charlie ever said was “mama” in sign language, a complete surprise to you, one which ended in tears of joy and lots of cuddles

💟When you did your first dance at your wedding, Henry chose a song that could make you feel vibrations, so you wouldn’t miss a single beat. His vows were signed, and he just couldn’t get enough of kissing you

💟Then your next baby, Isabella was born deaf. Something you both were expecting knowing at least one of your children were going to be. Charlie her older brother had now been the one to sign to her constantly, both Henry and you cooing over their sweet loving relationship

💟With you still owning a florist shop, Henry and you expanded your business to the shop next door when the building was up for sale. Your children stayed with you in the shop whilst Henry worked, both of them loving the idea of arranging different types of flowers

💟 When the kids finally went to school, Isabella was skilled enough to lip read recognisable words but you still thought it would be better to send her to a specialised school where she would be able to communicate with others clearly. Charlie on the other hand cried when he realised he would be separated from his little sister for most of the day.

💟 Don’t even get me started on the way Henry treated you years down the line, almost as if he had only been with you 3 months. He was still like a lovesick puppy, eager to show you new words he had learnt everyday in sign. Both of you getting excited every time your children would also learn new words

💟 What wasn’t funny was when during arguments you would sign something very inappropriate, with baby Isabella copying you instantly. Something that taught you to never sign in front of your children especially if it was private and inappropriate

💟Henry’s family was the most supportive you couldn’t have wished for anything more, his parents had learnt sign when they realised how serious your relationship was getting, being fluent by the time Charlie was born

💟Your life with Henry is amazing, having such an understanding and caring husband was something you thought would he impossible in such a prejudiced world. He proved you wrong.

💟Heck even when he was doing press tours he'd advertise the hell out of your floral shop, customers ringing in from all over the world to order special arrangements from yours truly. Henry of course on hand to help his dear wife’s arrangements. Every few minutes he’d turn to you and mouth “I love you” a shy smile coming up on your face causing Henry to smile triumphantly

💟When out on red carpets, he’d hold your hand knowing how anxious you get, your favourite flower sitting in his blazer pocket. Something he called the best form of advertisement. When people would interview you, they’d do it in sign, something Henry had requested. He knew it was time for inclusivity and he was not going to let his wife miss out on the whole red carpet experience.

💟Henry had not only lent you his heart, mind and soul, but his ears too

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tell the paramedics everything

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“These girls have to deal with men in their lives everyday who they don’t listen to them, they don’t ask them what they want. They don’t even ask them what they want…”  (Donald Glover in Magic Mike XXL (2015), directed by Gregory Jacobs)

Elena's Tips on how to show that woman you're into her:

1) shoot at her so she can trace your bullet and get your name and entire dossier and eventually have a conversion with you. This is a first date.

2) hold someone hostage with a bomb tied to them and make the code something deeply personal to her. This let's her know you remember the little things, like the name of her mother's killer.

3) break into her vehicle and put a change of clothes in the trunk so she'll have to bring you clothes. This is domestic. Shows you're ready for commitment.

4) frame her husband. Just frame her husband.

5) make her husband divorce her. this is a cute way to show you're jealous of him.

6) okay, offer to clear her husband's name. You don't like to see her sad. This shows you care.

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One kind of intern

(A/N): This was requested by @greenslifestuff :) It took me a week or two because I had to interact with my friends in order to get the inspiration I needed 😅 Summary: The team gets to work with a gen z teenager. Let’s see how that goes.

Warnings: Swearing and gen z humour

Wordcount: 2k

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“Team, this is (Y/N) (L/N). She will be interning for the upcoming three months alongside this team. (Y/N), these are Agents Emily Prentiss, Jennifer Jareau, David Rossi, Derek Morgan and Doctor Spencer Reid and our Technical Analyst Penelope Garcia”, Hotch introduces a teenage girl to his team like this happens every day.

“Wait Hotch, we don’t get interns. What is she going to do, no offense, but getting us coffee or what?” Morgan eyes her suspiciously. She looks like any teenager grabbed from the street. A band t-shirt, a torn pair of jeans and a cup from starbucks in her hands. Nothing you would expect to even enter a federal building.

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kiss

pairing: hank voight x reader

summary: hank is late for your date due to a case so you decide to take matters into your own hands.

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hank was supposed to meet you an hour ago.

you left him two calls and three texts asking where he was at with no response. so now, you sat at the precinct awaiting his arrival and you watched as the time went by.

your reservation that you booked for the two of you, per his pleading when he realized he wouldn’t have time to call at lunch, was now expiring.

you couldn’t help but pout while you tapped one of your heels on the tile floor. unfortunately, you had a feeling you probably looked like one of those girls while you sat in a chair at the front.

your black coat was wrapped around the crimson red dress that you wore. and you had on a shade of lipstick with mascara that coated your long eyelashes perfectly.

you were never one to need the false eyelashes and hank loved the natural beauty about you that you were blessed with.

he couldn’t believe half the time that you were his when he laid awake at night with you on the other side of his bed. lately, he was stuck at work with awfully long cases.

finally though, he was done for the night and was about to make it back to the precinct with his intelligence team. as you waited for him to return, you looked around and watched the people that walked by.

you felt especially bad for the sergeant standing at the desk and dealing with the people who wouldn’t stop houndering her.

it was that time of the evening where it was leading into the night and crazies were starting to come out and appear.

you could see trudy platt, you knew her name thanks to hank who talked about the people he worked with, dealing with the fools who wouldn’t stop yelling at her to help them out.

you rolled your eyes at their tones and checked your phone once more. you had two texts, one from your best friend sylvie who was a paramedic at the fifty-one fire house.

and also another from your friend over at med, maggie. it was funny that you knew these women who hank saw once in a while due to work.

nobody knew that you two were dating though. you’ve kept it under lock and key for quite a bit but once you saw hank walk through the front door you stood up and walked over to him.

hank didn’t notice you at first, he was still talking to jay about the paperwork the team would have to fill out once they got upstairs.

adam’s eyes widened at the sight of you. “woah who is this?” he smirked.

only once in a while did he see an attractive woman like you and he was about to make a move on you. that was until you stood right in front of his boss, hank voight.

“babe. i’ve been calling you.” you spoke up. your boyfriend turned away from jay to see your beautiful self standing there and he couldn’t help but swallow and glance at you up and down.

he still didn’t understand what you saw in him but was thankful everyday for you and the love you had for him.

“i’m sorry sweet girl, i was caught up with work and there was a-” he started to say but you shushed him immediately when you put your lips on his.

his hanks wrapped around your waist and pulled you closer to him. it was like you were fighting for dominance with the way you were kissing him, but in all honesty hank just missed you today that bad.

the office immediately quieted. you smiled at the thought and trudy was practically high-fiving you for quieting the stupid people and for snatching up their boss for your own.

she glared at the man standing in front of her desk for good measure and he gawked at her before turning away.

your hands went around hank’s neck and you pulled him even closer and the team was watching the whole interaction with gasps and pointing.

well the only one that pointed was adam, at the disbelief he was seeing and hailey pushed his hand down. “wow go hank.” antonio smirked and jay grinned.

you finally pulled away from him and tried to subtly gasp for air. hank smirked at the sudden thought and couldn’t help himself. “wow if you always kiss me like that then maybe i’ll be late more often.”

you glared at him and he laughed. “relax baby, i'm just kidding.”

he turned towards the team and they all had smart-ass smiles at the sight of their boss lip locking with a woman in the precinct. antonio put up his arms and gestured to the door.

“go and take your woman out. don’t wait up. we’ll do the paperwork.” hank thanked him and walked out, dreading the questions he knew people would be asking in the morning.

hank couldn’t help but smile in that moment with you in his arms. after you made it outside, he opened the car door for you to take you out to that dinner he owed you.