Im Not Familiar With That Movie But Ive Heard Of Its Homosexuality

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

anyway. time to be weird about it

a gas leak wouldn't even affect me

I was trying to be nice, you stupid fucking idiot.

the world is a beautiful place where u can kiss and hug and fuck your friends. if u want to

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

The moon dressed as Saturn.