I Was Meant To Be Someones Spoiled And Mischievous House Cat

life is so hard i’m so glad it still manages to have the capacity to be really fucking funny

remember death & death remembers.

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

how to fall asleep

TEOS Text Posts: Part 7 (Dave)

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Happy Halloween, here’s the haunted boy

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

Cigarettes should be waterproof and windproof and earth proof and fireproof

When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".