So Accurate.

So accurate.

ENFP : I just saw a guy in the library cry for five minutes or so and then his phone alarm went off and he just...stopped crying ? And went right on back to work.

INFJ : Yeah that was just ESFJ

ESFJ : [walking past them] it's called time management.

More Posts from Jazz-inserttrumpetsolo and Others

“Every human being has paid the earth to grow up. Most people don’t grow up. It’s too damn difficult. What happens is most people get older. That’s the truth of it. They honor their credit cards, they find parking spaces, they marry, they have the nerve to have children, but they don’t grow up. Not really. They grow older. But to grow up costs the earth, the earth. It means you take responsibility for the time you take up, for the space you occupy. It’s serious business. And you find out what it costs us to love and to lose, to dare and to fail. And maybe even more, to succeed. What it costs, in truth.”

— Maya Angelou (1928-2014) American poet, memoirist, activist

Oh No! Tattoos!

Oh No! tattoos!

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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ChaysLove.tumbr.com

Don't Talk To Me I'm Thinking About Dog Statues Turned Golden By All The Hands That Pet Them
Don't Talk To Me I'm Thinking About Dog Statues Turned Golden By All The Hands That Pet Them
Don't Talk To Me I'm Thinking About Dog Statues Turned Golden By All The Hands That Pet Them
Don't Talk To Me I'm Thinking About Dog Statues Turned Golden By All The Hands That Pet Them

don't talk to me i'm thinking about dog statues turned golden by all the hands that pet them

Can someone please draw a remake of this but it’s actually accurate and good? Would love to see leather jacket Sirius and messy hair James.

Please.

First Image: 1976  /  Second Image: 1978 - 1981 
First Image: 1976  /  Second Image: 1978 - 1981 

First Image: 1976  /  Second Image: 1978 - 1981 


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snape: miss granger, that potion looks exactly as it should do, ten points from gryffindor for cheating

snape: mister longbottom, i see your cauldron has caught fire somehow, you have detention tonight

snape: mister malfoy, you only burned your eyebrows off this time, twenty points to slytherin

snape: mister potter...what is that in your cauldron?

harry: barbecue sauce

snape: why?

harry: you're gonna yell at me no matter what i do, so might as well have chicken nuggets

If non-magical people are called no-maj’s in America and muggles in Britain...

What are they called in Australia?


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