Omg Look

Okay I suddenly remembered a joke that goes " – we're friends with benefits – don't believe him we're not friends" and despite my shadowflour(although Im not sure if it's gonna be relevant in Eldad Faerie AU) and purelily brain i want to joke that this is Eldad au Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla because Shadow Milk internally goes "yaay my !!bestie!! came back i can continue being absolute menace to him!!!" and Pure Vanilla internally goes "someone take him off of me i pray"

Simpler version of beasts-ancients relationships

Anyone had seen any post-canon toxic af billford????

Like, Bill basically was abusing him and twice had he tortured Ford mentally and physically and feels no remorse, and it never seems right to me when Ford accepts him back and it depicted as something okay, not a victim getting back with one who physically and mentally tormented him even before wm (and his family somewhat accepting Bill when they all just want to kill him whenever he dares to get in their lines of sight)

So, uhhh... You see, I'm not excluding possibility of post wm billford, but it doesn't sits right with me when it's done without according implications – once again, victim of pretty down to earth abuse (threats and "mystical bruises" after Fidds incident before Stanley incident) returns to said abuser who regrets nothing, soooo...

Has anyone seen them being messy and fucked as they should be? It doesn't even have to be violent or something, I just want some acknowledgement of Ford's judgement being fucked up which led to accepting him back (and maybe his family being more set on on actually offing Bill instead of "well whatever makes you happy ig")

So... Anyone seen something like this?

I was thinking of drawing it but decided to comic it

Dark Choco has run out of explanations for his dad's close relationships with femboys

Okay phaidei headcanon that one can only pry from my dead hands

Mydei's death by wound in the back is actually Safe, Sane and Consensual™ way to leave this world when Phainon grows old so what's better than to die the same day like some romance novel

(hopium)

Stan: I can't believe you fucked a triangle!

Ford: I did _not_ fuck a triangle!

Stan: then what happened?!

Ford: . . . a triangle fucked me

Stan: I disown you.

anybody's up to silly fluffy crack kinda au???

Hey sillyy crack au is out: https://www.tumblr.com/je-suis-applebread/751557284595892224/here-goes-eldad-faerie-kinda-crack-au-its?source=share

theyre undeniably and unfixably in love your honor, end of my statement on this case

I love a character raised to be a weapon as much as the next guy. But what really gets me is a character raised to be a shield. Who can’t fathom being needed—or even being wanted— beyond keeping others safe. Who believe they are alive only to insure someone doesn’t die. no matter the cost. Characters who self-sacrifice not because they think they deserve it, but because no one else does deserve it, and it’s their job to protect.

Characters who’ve been told that’s why your important. Your worth something because this other person/ thing is important, and you are here solely to keep them safe.

Bonus points if it’s not a legitimate job they’ve been given. Maybe at one point it was, but now that they are free from it, they haven’t given up that mentality. No one is forcing or asking them to do this, but they need to. They need to in order to be deserving.

Sealed Mentors AU: The Student of Knowledge

Here's the first mentor-mentee combination of Sealed Mentors au!!

I don't know what else can I say that's not in the picture soooo feel free to ask questions

AU masterpost