Just Realized I Have The Perfect Meme For This

Mrrrrp meoeew mr miaaau :333

miauuuu Mrrp Mrrp mreooow :3

good heavens

Why don’t wizards who have to yell out the spell they cast ever yell “I cast iron!” and throw a cast iron pan at someone

Wait no, worse than yodeling, its country music

Whoever the FUCK is yodeling outside my house at 7 AM needs to STOP IMMEDIATELY.

He says meow (he hasn’t been fed in the last 5 minutes, he is very hungry)

That’s him. That’s the boi.

God why the fuck are people following me all of a sudden?

I have no idea what to do with power so here’s my cat

This is a fucking cake cone and if you say anything else, you are a psychopath /lh /j (but in a very serious way)

Ok I’m really curious

It seems my blog has attracted the attention of a few aphobes and gatekeepers which is why I would like to take a minute to remind everyone that if you wanna gatekeep labels, you can either go sit in the timeout corner or get off my blog

Scrolling through my camera roll and found a pic of the time I got really confused because I got an ad for stupid shirts and of course there were no note options at the bottom so I thought it was a post that one of the people I’m following had reblogged just to troll them with a pic of a DS

I’m actually really curious

Does anyone else mix their pasta shapes together?

What a gender

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

Guess who got over their fear of talking to therapists 😎

…not me!