Latest Posts by jemily-garvez - Page 2
not to be dramatic but we definitely deserved a criminal minds scene where emily answers jj’s phone in the middle of the night by accident and it’s one of the bau members calling her and that’s how jemily comes out to the group
JJ being ‘Emily af’ & Emily being 'JJ af’ (｡♥‿♥｡)
JJ is the BAU member that everyone's been a little bit in love with at one point, but Emily's the BAU member that everyone has had a sex dream about at least once and felt very weird about it for a week afterward. Unlike with JJ though they never admit it, and Emily still doesn't know why Hotch wouldn't look her in the eyes for the entire month of April in 2008.
Oh my GOD
That's so funny! /gen
Everyone would kiss Emily if she asked, but everyone would rather DIE than admit it out loud lmaooo
Rewatching criminal minds....
200 is my roman empire ❤️🩵
Hi it's me again... Can you write a group chat text with Emily x reader where reader thirsts over Emily in a dress but reader is a little tipsy so she doesn't notice that instead of texting JJ she's texting the group chat (Emily and reader are not in a established relationship)
━ Tipsy
summary: reader drinks a little too much and drools over emily.
warnings/pairings: emily prentiss x BAU!fem!reader, non-established relationship, swearing, alcohol, lots of flirting!!
hey!!! ty for ur request cutie! i needed more emily content in my life omg, send me more!!
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taglist for emily:
@thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her @mrs-prentiss @hotchhner @eyes-on-display @guacam011y
I saw somewhere (here, twitter,tiktok i don't remember 😅) how the ship name of Hotch and Emily came up...
This person said that they can't understand how Hotch and Prentiss make Hotchniss bc in Prentiss the n is before the t.
Guys his whole name is Hotchner
So Hotchner and Prentiss make Hotchniss
Tara: so what's going on between you and Luke? Garcia: *sighs* It's complicated. Garcia: Garcia: You know what? It's fucking annoying.
Hi !! Can you write one of those group chat text but with Emily and y/n. They are in a secret relationship and y/n wears Emily's shirt which leads their relationship being revealed
━ Shirt
summary: reader shows up to work in emily’s shirt.
warnings/pairings: emily prentiss x BAU!fem!reader, established relationship, swearing, a few mildly inappropriate jokes, and the BAU being menaces per usual.
thank you so much for your request!! this is my first emily x reader and i literally love this ask sm!!! sorry it took a while to get back to you, but i hope you like it!
sorry it’s so short yall, BARE WITH ME
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tag list for emily:
@thatgayb1tchwhosimps4her
The BAU being chaotic in my fic
Go read my fics on Ao3 @ EmilyMommyPrentiss
jj looking at emily's boobs: goth boobs, huh?
Emily: *Pouting and making puppy eyes*
JJ: Stop making that face. You know I can't resist that face.
Interviewer: What would you consider to be your greatest asset?
Emily, pointing at her boobs: Need I say more?
emily: i had a nightmare about you
jj: did i look hot in it?
Hotch: how’s the team building exercise going?
Rossi: i want to be perfectly clear: i had nothing to do with this.
*Hotch looks to the team in a cheer pyramid*
Emily, kneeling in human pyramid: rossi is making a terrible spotter, Hotch. he looked away from our building FOUR times.
Reid, wobbling at top of human pyramid: i would like to propose that JJ takes my spot as flyer, i don’t like the look in Derek’s eyes.
Derek, feet firmly planted on the ground: my job is back spot, man! i help airlift you into the air- *claps hands, his smile grows* now fall back already!
JJ, perfectly fine: besides, Spence, we both know i’m stronger than you to hold the team as the base.
Garcia: JJ’s right. but i want to know why i am also on the bottom?? i can’t rally you guys from down here. Emily: Garcia, you are a part of this team. haha, see what i did there? a part? a part of the building?
Hotch: this is not what i meant by team building.
Hotch: however, this is strangely impressive.
Emily Prentiss: a short and incomplete summary
Emily Prentiss + Text Posts (34/?) the “I lived bitch” edition
Jennifer Jareau in 11x11 Entropy. I’m convinced Paget was responsible for that outfit.
writers when they’re proofreading their works for the 34th time *find zero mistakes, there’s no typo, no grammatical error. everything looks good. hit the post button*
writers when they’re reading said works after they’ve been published like proud parents *find 52 mistakes at first glance, 38 typos and 14 grammatical errors with a bunch of inconsistencies and plot holes*
#so many thoughts about Hotch in his knees for Emily 😳🤭
hotch: i can't stand you
emily: then kneel
Hi I'm Lena
I'm 23 and i write fanfic
I post Criminal Minds mostly but i will write for other fandoms in the future
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My works so far:
Unfinished:
Finished:
i personally believe that we need more hotchniss smut with emily calling aaron daddy (i have daddy issues!!!)
emily: are you mad at me?
hotch: yes
emily: so what would you like to do? bang me on the desk?
hotch:
emily: don't answer that
This is so them 😂
emily, leaning seductively in the doorway: so, you come here often?
jj: this is literally my office
incorrect criminal minds gifs 4/∞
Reid: what’s the dirtiest fruit?
Penelope: oh! peaches. 🍑
Reid:
JJ: cherries? 🍒
Reid:
Emily: banana. hands down. 🍌
Reid:
Derek: no, Prentiss. eggplant. come on. 🍆
Emily: that’s not a fruit-
Reid: i believe it’s strawberries. do you know how many pesticides are sprayed on them? not to mention the number of possible pests inhabiting the domain. 🍓
Everyone: oh.
Everyone: that’s not we thought you-
Hotch, waking past the group without stopping: half a papaya.
New Jemily fic based on Dress by Taylor Swift