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aw hell nah we got jesse mcsm headcanons before gta 6

i dont really have set in reasons as to why i made each jesse have these personality traits other than going off of what the streamers i watch chose and the associated personality that they gave every jesse

as ive been remarking every mcsm blog i have in fact been watching rtgame mcsm… his 2024 playthrough had asshole jesse and i just cant get it out of my head. asshole jesse is such a personality… so i gave red suspenders that vibe. i got a comment on one of my blogs that suggested kwite’s stream/playthrough and after watching it i just like. i appreciate kwite’s genuine enjoyment of the game (but he’s definitely like acknowledging of mcsm’s flaws) and gave green suspenders jesse more or less how he played his jesse. i havent seen a single playthrough with yellow suspenders jesse at all, but i think he would be very kind. he just has that vibe <3

also if youre curious here’s how i think they made most of the important decisions in the game…

red: consistently chooses petra over lukas, picks ellegard’s armor, chooses not to help romeo at the end of season 2, is stern with radar, scornful of ivor & associated order, but then endears to ivor and finds him tolerable, is combat-efficient

*in instances where he does mess up, he tries to play it off

*toward the end of s1 and even moreso in s2, he loosens up and is a bit less prickly, but still has a deadpan delivery and pessimistic outlook.

green: chooses petra at first, but endears to lukas in the dirt hut and begins to pick him, chooses petra only in the PAMA episode, (panicked and picked whoever was closest), helps romeo, is a bit strict with radar but more in a mentor way, distrusts ivor consistently until he joins them for the portal arc, where he endears to him, is regretful over the order’s disband, picked magnus’s armor, good enough at combat but definitely misses often

yellow: chooses petra most of the time, picks lukas during PAMA arc, helps romeo, always tries to be on the good side of all characters, is kind to radar and treats him like a brother, tries to see the good in everyone and gives ivor (and the order) a second chance, picked magnus’s armor, (but did go with olivia to ellegard initially,) tries to minimize combat as much as possible but can hold his own well enough

feel free to ask what id think about other choices and stuff as it relates to these characters id love to answer and make drawings for it :)

be for fucking real ToT

Based opinion alert!!/j

Jetra > Jesskas

(I don't hate or even dislike jesskas, I'm just really tired of seeing people shit on Jetra. They both have good chemistries but I'm so tired of hearing about people piling on Jetra, because 'personal' reasons and not even considering the interactions between them. If you don't like a ship, don't shit on it because you don't like it. ((Unless it's proshipping then it deserve a lot worse tbh))

ALSO if you call Petra a 'pick-me girl' UH SHES NOT???? maybe if you stopped focusing on Luka's fine square booty cheeks and actually paid attention to the story, you can understand why she acts the way she does. But oh well)

First post on here 😱

After all... Everyone loves Jesse, Right?

Esto lo hice hace tiempo

headcanon that, one stressful night, lukas has a nightmare about jesse and aiden getting together, and he freaks out so bad over it that he rides all the way back to beacontown from his cabin in the pouring rain and just,,,, hugs jesse. just gives her a huge hug and kinda breaks down in tears. he won’t tell her what's wrong, but she comforts him anyway.

the next day, radar goes to check on jesse because its like 1 pm and she hasn't been out of her house yet, and he finds jesse and lukas cuddled up together, still asleep.

(basically just jesse comforting lukas while he's crying,,,aaaauuugghhhhhh)

I don't know how to make comics

MY SHAYLAAA 💔💔

Is this meme dead yet

more of steve being jesse’s dad

mcsm locations recreated by Vunder - Lucas on Planet Minecraft

Take me back😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

I’m not gay diaperlukas.