𝗱𝗼𝗻’𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳

Best friends in another universe

Why wasn't people gonna tell me that gay panicking was an actual thing. I just thought it was just a common phrase. Like am I just dumb or something? because a couple days ago I had one being a nervous gay mess in front of my hot coworker. I was even sweating over the simplest compliments.

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

Saw but everytime Billy comes on screen, I scream "MY BABYYYY" and my cousin says "that's an ugly ass baby"

the other day my cousin made me watch Robin Hood: Men in Tights and I didn't think much about it. Since my eyesight is horrible I couldn't tell why Robin looked so familiar, so throughout the movie I was like, who is this twink?

Then it hit me

So then I was like "Lawrence, so this is what you were doing instead of rescuing Adam! How dare you!"

final/survivor girls

Shhh guys she’s watching the grinch

Amanda: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Amanda: That's why I own TEN guns. Amanda: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Since I couldn't name my new gecko Pinhead I named him Leviathan. This is the best name I ever gave anything. Also he was my best purchase

ALWAYS AND FOREVER