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It's so crazy to me when people write John Price as old and incapable of understanding technology because this man is literally in the special forces. I think not knowing how technology works would be a huge hindrance to his career lol. I live near a military base and have met a few service members who are Price's age or older and they are usually better with technology than I am lol. But yet I'll still see people writing in fics that Price likely needs help to send texts because he doesn't understand it.

For real. He's probably super savvy with tech. I mean all that gear they use, night vision, heat vision and all sorts of things.

I think it must come from young writers, when you're like 18-20 someone almost 40 is "old".

I'm in no way trying to dissuade people from writing for him or him being the older man in the x reader story, I just find it a bit frustrating and unrealistic that people write someone his age as some bumbling idiot with technology and other modern parts of life.

MWIII? What are you talking about? Must’ve had a crazy dream, dude. Did you forget to take your daily fic? Edit? Fanart? Can’t forget those, man, they’re for your own good. Enough with the MWIII, it’s not real, it can’t hurt you.

When’s it gonna be my tuuuurn

are you man enough?

these photos made me develop a seventh sense and now I can tell angels from people

ghoobing around

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

i need new simon riley fic accounts so pls use this post as a little chain and tag your favs hehe 🤭

happy belated valentine’s day. sweet nervous tech support reader offering ghost a box of chocolates for valentines and he yanks his mask up over his mouth and insists on sharing them with you by feeding you the chocolate and then kissing the taste out of your mouth