Something Something Being Dragged To A Bar By Your Friends For One Of Their Birthday’s Or Something

WE WERE ROBBED.

I WILL LITERALLY PUNCH THE WALL. Uncancel it you cowards. I feel betrayed.

Simon “only soft for his missus” Riley.

john price likes to be dependable for his partner that has trouble with social interactions and people mistake them for dummies.

it's like the whole relationship is a role play for others. he'll have you all pretty and dolled up, a real trophy wife in the eyes of others. glued to his side and silent during most social gatherings he has to attend, nodding politely in small greetings and never letting anyone linger around for too long.

people wonder if you have a brain of your own. sometimes it seems like john even tells you what to say and they question just how much you depend on him on your day to day.

what they don't know is that, every day after you've made breakfast, he sits down on a chair across from you at the kitchen table and ask a billion questions about what he should do about that paperwork and how can he fix that one thing or how he could possible be a better friend for that one person as you eat.

you're his little walking dictionary who talks his ear off whenever you have the chance, so he takes advantage of it by bringing all types of topics for you to discuss.

and the best part? only john knows that part of you, at least in a deeper and meaningful level.

when someone doesn’t wanna tell me what i did wrong and suddenly i’m 8 years old wondering what i did to make my mom mad again

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

new toy

Waste Disposal.

nghghgg

Have you seen this man? Now you have!

I think all my problems would be solved if I could make out with a mentally ill man