Gaz Outside The Military:

John Price’s wife works in animal rehabilitation and he suffers for it.

John just has to accept that sometimes he’ll come home to some new exotic something on their property, and there’s nothing he can do about it, because because he knows if it comes down to him or the critters, she’ll pick the critters every time.

He can’t get a full night’s sleep because his wife has to get and bottle feed a baby fox every two hours.

Had to trash hundreds of dollars worth of clothes because a honey badger escaped his enclosure, broke into their house and shredded their laundry.

He once came into an important meeting with a long gash near his eye, not because of anything military related, but because his wife’s emu got jealous.

The Ocean

Anthology Dad!John Price/female reader A stranger arrives in Price's life.

The girl The bar The residents

I know it is my father's first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little.

But I was little too.

— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father

having family is thinking daily, continually, “i love you & you will never understand me or how i love for as long as we live.” & having to make peace with that for the rest of your life.

Thought of this at work today lmao

Simon loves the scent of your hair and your skin, but he would do that thing where he would sniff like a dog right in ur ear because it tickles and his favorite pastime is annoying you

pretends to go in for a kiss and just

sniffsniffsniffsniff

YES HE WOULD

He’s such an ass for doing it too because he’s obnoxious with it. Baiting you with a kiss only to SNIIIFFF so loudly in your ear that it’s like going through a wind tunnel

Laughs when you yell at him and holds you so you can’t get away (he obviously stops when you’re genuinely angry) so he can do it again and again

Also jokes that your ear smells great

if Simon got you pregnant he’d just hope more than anything that the baby looks exactly like you and he spends a good chunk of your pregnancy looking at your old baby photos and staying up at night staring at your baby bump because it’s probably going to be one of those big Riley babies that run in his family. he even tells you that he hopes your baby looks like you, and when your daughter is born and he can really see how much she looks like you after a couple of months he cries

HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD

he looks even sillier I love him (@slepy544890)

forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.

You really think she’s your girl. My brother in Christ she’s up in here every night twirling her hair and kicking her feet to the raunchiest “x reader” COD smut on the planet.