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he doesnt teach her magic but he does teach her mischief
if we really apply the whole teeth are seen as threating to aliens or scary, who’s to say they won’t try something in order to make themselves feel more safe.
even more so if most aliens are prey.
what i’m saying is aliens are gonna do what we did to cats to us, but instead of taking claws they take teeth.
we can try our hardest but smiling to show your friendly is instinct for us, be honest have you ever been in a situation where you weren’t allowed to smile or laugh what did you do? laugh and smile right?
some aliens will know we’re trying to be friendly and we cant help it but that doesn’t always mean it’ll stop them from doing it.
also our teeth plays a big part in our social life. you have yellow teeth? you get bullied, you have a weird set of teeth? people will constantly ask questions about it, unless your old or a newborn baby no one will find missing teeth attractive.
bad teeth usually equals bad hygiene which means your more likely to be sick and no one wants be around sick people.
im not even talking about eating either, our teeth is important!
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i really think part of the reason alfred comes off as so intense is that he’s not used to the fact he doesn’t HAVE to yell anymore. i’ve imagined he’s always had to fight for a seat at the table; to be a nation, to be taken seriously, to not be disregarded as a child who doesn’t know any better.. now that he’s grown into his power and definitely not that kid anymore, i don’t think he’s realized he doesn’t have to fight just to be seen anymore. he comes in intense and at 100 because that was the only way he was ever heard and struggles to dial it back when he’s passionate.
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