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Yuki: Do you have any happy meals?

McDonald's employee: Yes

Yuki: Can I get that without the meal?

McDonald's employee:

Yuki: Please?

I don’t make the rules🤷

youre stupid and dumb and i hate you AND LANDON NORRIS

DONT YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT LANDO NORRIS

10 things for 10 people you’d like to know better

Thank you for tagging me @ortegavi !!

Last Song: Ballad of Mona Lisa - Panic! At the Disco

Last Show: Cobra Kai (I watched it as soon as the 6th season came out and haven’t just watched a show since for no particular reason)

Last Book: I honestly don’t know when the last time I have read a book on my own time was

Last Movie: The Secret of My Success

Favorite Color: Red!

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Sweet, my stomach can’t handle too much spice and I definitely have a bit of a sweet tooth. Though I do still like spice but definitely prefer sweet!

Relationship status: Single😓

Last google Search: What year did Aladdin come out?

Current Obsession: Lando Norris (I have a lot of hope for him this season!)

Looking forward to / Not look forward to: I’m looking forward to season 3 of Alice in Borderland and I’m not looking forward to trying out for a solo in my choir

I’m tagging: @naebaetwsog I’m not sure who else to tag😓

Lando and Oscar are the duo on the grid that radiates such warmth. I can’t explain it. But they do.

As someone who has never seen what you look like, I wanted you to know that in my mind I imagine you as a radio tower with wings and one glaring red eye. You speak in multiple voices, but they all say the same thing, which is just Tumblr quotes. There is no reason for me to tell you this, but I thought you should know.

I don’t quite know how to feel about this so I’m just going to take it as a compliment because that sounds cool

honestly, i just want lando to win wdc now so that all the people who didn’t want him to win can curl up in a ball and cry and just stop watching f1, cause the fandom would be such a better place then

💍

The outsiders as me and my friends texts

Ponyboy: I GOT HAND SANITIZER IN MY EYE!!!!!!

Steve: HAHAHHAHAH

Ponyboy: IT BURNS!!!!!

Steve: LLLLLL

Ponyboy: It’s red😭😭

Darry: Uh oh

Ponyboy: *insert picture of his eye*

Ponyboy: 😭

Ponyboy: My eyelashes look nice tho

Sorry guys, they escaped from my pocket.