I have tourettes and a good portion of my tics are physical. Reading usually helps me calm them. Unless it's you. Your stuff brings out the tic where I slap myself. I find you enjoyable at the price of mild pain.
Finally, physical proof I only worsen the human condition. I love my life.
HELP
having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.
Sparkle Danny ✨️
Thanks, @mooseymi for sending me down the dp rabbit hole ヘ(゜ο°;)ノ
Here are a few words you can replace walk with.
AMBLE: WALK EASILY AND/OR AIMLESSLY
BOUNCE: WALK ENERGETICALLY
CAREEN: PITCH DANGEROUSLY TO ONE SIDE WHILE WALKING OR RUNNING
CLUMP: WALK HEAVILY AND/OR CLUMSILY
FALTER: WALK UNSTEADILY
FLOUNDER: WALK WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY
FOOT IT: (SLANG) DEPART OR SET OFF BY WALKING
FOOTSLOG: WALK HEAVILY AND FIRMLY, AS WHEN WEARY, OR THROUGH MUD
GIMP: LIMP; HOBBLE
HIKE: TAKE A LONG WALK, ESPECIALLY IN A PARK OR A WILDERNESS AREA
HOBBLE: WALK UNSTEADILY OR WITH DIFFICULTY; SEE ALSO LIMP
HOOF IT: (SLANG) WALK; SEE FOOT IT
LEG IT: (SLANG) SEE FOOT IT
LIMP: WALK UNSTEADILY BECAUSE OF INJURY, ESPECIALLY FAVORING ONE LEG; SEE ALSO FALTER
LUMBER: WALK SLOWLY AND HEAVILY
LURCH: WALK SLOWLY BUT WITH SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, OR FURTIVELY
MARCH: WALK RHYTHMICALLY ALONE OR IN A GROUP, ESPECIALLY ACCORDING TO A SPECIFIED PROCEDURE
MEANDER: WALK OR MOVE AIMLESSLY AND IDLY WITHOUT FIXED DIRECTION
MINCE: WALK DELICATELY
MOSEY: SEE AMBLE; ALSO, USED COLLOQUIALLY IN THE PHRASE “MOSEY ALONG”
NIP: WALK BRISKLY OR LIGHTLY; ALSO USED COLLOQUIALLY IN THE PHRASE “NIP (ON) OVER” TO REFER TO A BRIEF WALK TO A CERTAIN DESTINATION, AS IF ON AN ERRAND
PACE: WALK PRECISELY TO MARK OFF A DISTANCE, OR WALK INTENTLY OR NERVOUSLY, ESPECIALLY BACK AND FORTH
PAD: WALK WITH STEADY STEPS MAKING A SOFT DULL SOUND
PARADE: WALK OSTENTATIOUSLY, AS IF TO SHOW OFF
PERAMBULATE: SEE STROLL; TRAVEL ON FOOT, OR WALK TO INSPECT OR MEASURE A BOUNDARY
PEREGRINATE: WALK, ESPECIALLY TO TRAVEL
PLOD: WALK SLOWLY AND HEAVILY, AS IF RELUCTANT OR WEARY
POUND: WALK OR GO WITH HEAVY STEPS; MOVE ALONG WITH FORCE OR VIGOR; SEE LUMBER
POWER WALK: WALK BRISKLY FOR FITNESS
PRANCE: WALK JOYFULLY, AS IF DANCING OR SKIPPING
PROMENADE: GO ON A LEISURELY WALK, ESPECIALLY IN A PUBLIC PLACE AS A SOCIAL ACTIVITY; SEEPARADE
PROWL: WALK NOISELESSLY AND CAREFULLY IN A PREDATORY MANNER
PUSSYFOOT: WALK STEALTHILY OR WARILY
RAMBLE: WALK OR TRAVEL AIMLESSLY
ROAM: GO WITHOUT FIXED DIRECTION AND WITHOUT ANY PARTICULAR DESTINATION, OFTEN FOR PLEASURE; SEE RAMBLE
ROVE: TRAVEL CONSTANTLY OVER A RELATIVELY LENGTHY TIME PERIOD WITHOUT A FIXED DESTINATION; WANDER
SASHAY: GLIDE, MOVE, OR PROCEED EASILY OR NONCHALANTLY; SEE PARADE
SAUNTER: WALK ABOUT EASILY
SCUFF: WALK WITHOUT LIFTING ONE’S FEET
SHAMBLE: WALK OR GO AWKWARDLY; SHUFFLE; SEE SCUFF
SHUFFLE: WALK WITHOUT LIFTING THE FEET OR WITH CLUMSY STEPS AND A SHAMBLING GAIT; SEESCUFF
SKULK: MOVE IN A STEALTHY OR FURTIVE MANNER
SOMNAMBULATE: WALK IN ONE’S SLEEP
STAGGER: WALK UNSTEADILY
STALK: WALK STEALTHILY, AS IN PURSUIT
STEP: WALK, OR PLACE ONE’S FOOT OR FEET IN A NEW POSITION
STOMP: WALK HEAVILY, AS IF IN ANGER
STRIDE: WALK PURPOSEFULLY, WITH LONG STEPS
STROLL: WALK IN A LEISURELY WAY; SEE SAUNTER
STRUT: WALK WITH A STIFF, ERECT, AND APPARENTLY ARROGANT OR CONCEITED GAIT; SEE PARADE
STUMBLE: WALK CLUMSILY OR UNSTEADILY, OR TRIP
STUMP: WALK HEAVILY, AS WITH A LIMP; SEE LUMBER
SWAGGER: WALK WITH AGGRESSIVE SELF-CONFIDENCE
TIPTOE: WALK CAREFULLY ON THE TOES OR ON THE BALLS OF THE FOOT, AS IF IN STEALTH
TODDLE: MOVE WITH SHORT, UNSTEADY STEPS, AS A YOUNG CHILD; SEE SAUNTER AND STAGGER
TOTTER: WALK OR GO WITH FALTERING STEPS, AS IF FROM EXTREME WEAKNESS; SEE STAGGER(ALSO, SWAY OR BECOME UNSTABLE)
TRAIPSE: WALK LIGHTLY AND/OR AIMLESSLY
TRAMP: WALK HEAVILY OR NOISILY; SEE LUMBER AND HIKE
TRAMPLE: WALK SO AS TO CRUSH SOMETHING UNDERFOOT
TRAVERSE: WALK ACROSS OR OVER A DISTANCE
TREAD: WALK SLOWLY AND STEADILY
TRIP: WALK LIGHTLY; SEE ALSO STUMBLE
TROMP: TREAD HEAVILY, ESPECIALLY TO CRUSH UNDERFOOT; SEE LUMBER
TROOP: WALK IN UNISON, OR COLLECTIVELY
TROT: PROCEED AT A PACE FASTER THAN A WALK; SEE NIP
TRUDGE: WALK SLOWLY AND WITH HEAVY STEPS, TYPICALLY BECAUSE OF EXHAUSTION OR HARSH CONDITIONS; SEE PLOD
WADDLE: WALK CLUMSILY OR AS IF BURDENED, SWINGING THE BODY
WADE: WALK THROUGH WATER OR WITH DIFFICULTY, AS IF IMPEDED
WANDER: TO MOVE FROM PLACE TO PLACE WITHOUT A FIXED ROUTE; SEE RAMBLE
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as long as you exist, I will too
Orpheus, the lover boy
I had this idea, Toshi is an orc who is looking after his human/elf baby, Izuku.
Anon your mind. What a great idea! An angry orc traveling far and wide with adopted little elf!izuku. And yea, Toshinori even made him a little flower crown- but don't mention it to him.. it may be the last thing you ever do.
2020 has been like:
January
February
March
March
March
March
March
March
March
March
March
March
March
March
March
March
March
Ap-
Junly
Augsepoctob…Halloween
Destiel
December
Jason:
Alfred:
Jason:
Alfred: No.
Jason: But Alfie!
Alfred: No, Master Jason. You can't just go out and adopt a sad teenager.
Jason, clutching Marinette: But why not? How is this any different than what Bruce does?
Marrinette, muffled: I'm not sad, I'm stressed and overworked and haven't had a full night's sleep in ages.
Tim: Sounds like she's practically already one of us.
Bruce: She might have parents, Jason.
Jason: As if that has stopped you before!
Marinette, still muffled: Yep, I actually have parents.
Dick: She's pretty adorable.
Jason: Right?!
Afred: Master Richard, please!
Cass: *koala hugs Marinette from the other side and gives Bruce a long stare*
Damian, spoiling some of the kwamis: I have decided that she shall join the family.
Jason: See? Even the brat claimed her as family and he barely wanted Dick!
Marinette, sandwiched between Jason and Cass and trying to speak louder: Actually I'm only here because I really think we might need help against our Parisian villain.
Bruce: You're fighting a villain? I assume you're a sidekick? Who's your mentor?
Alfred, dangerously low: Master Bruce.
Marinette: Not a sidekick. Since our Mentor lost his memories and our temporary heroes got exposed it's just my partner and I.
Bruce:
Alfred:
Bruce: So-
Alfred: OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!