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Marinette’s adoption habits

I live for all fanfics where Marinette just looks at a sheltered/abused/misunderstood/anything else bad or all and goes “You’re my kid now :)” 

Like:

Marinette, hearing Adrien explain that his father never lets him out of the house and doesn’t pay attention to him: You. You are my kid. My child. I will fight your father, trust me. I will. (Gabriel feels a chill down his spine)

Adrien: what? :D

Marinette, listening to Chat complain about his dad: Hey you know we could use a house cat :)

Chat: Yeah but my dad might look for me. 

Marinette: Your dad? If he looks for you? Not if I find him first :)

Marinette, listening to Luka’s daddy issues: …say how do you feel about having another mom?

Luka: …sure?

Marinette, watching Tomoe be too harsh on Kagami: *pulls out a sheet of paper* I’m gonna kidnap her.

Adrien: Marinette no!

Luka: …I feel like I should be concerned.

Marinette, finding out that Chloe’s mom doesn’t love her: *aggressively writes down sweater ideas for Chloe* Good fucking luck to you, because now you’re gonna drown in my love.

Chloe:: …is…is that a threat? Is she threatening me?

Marinette, pulling out some knitting supplies: No. I’m promising you love and affection.

Chloe: …why does it feel like you’re forcing yourself too?

Adrien, wearing a sweater that says ‘I’m the Chat’s Meow’: Oh she’s not. That’s anger for your mom and the fact that she didn’t know.

Chloe: …why would she be mad that she didn’t know?

Luka, wearing a sweater with a few music notes: Because she could’ve fed you and loved you sooner

Chloe: what?

Kagami, wearing a sweater that says ‘fencing queen’: Mother has adopted you now

Chloe, exhasperated: w h a t?

Marinette, looking at all the batkids and Bruce: …mine? 

All of her current kids: no.

Marinette, smiling as she hands them all new sweaters: Mine. My kids ^^

Damian, nodding: mother. 

(She tried to adopt Talia. It went like this:)

Talia: you… want to adopt me? I could kill you?

Marinette: What’s one more person trying to kill me? Anyway! Sweater! :D

Talia: …I don’t like sweaters

All of her kids plus Bruce: *gasp* she doesn’t like sweaters…

Marinette: *pouty* you don’t like sweaters…

Talia: …I’ll wear a sweater if you don’t adopt me.

Marinette: …deal.

Marinette, chasing an orphan and trying to give them food: LET. ME. ADOPT. YOU.

Orphan, running with her bag: NO? WHAT THE FUCK?

Marinette, eyeing up an orphanage: 

All of her kids (the orphan lost and was adopted): S T O P

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

considering they were palm sized as babies, i like to think they stayed pretty small until about their tweens when the human hormones kicked in and they all suddenly shot up

1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER

just finished reading this fic https://archiveofourown.org/series/2475814

and let it be known i am balling my eyes out

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

had this vision of Batman full-naming his kids, but he has to preserve the secret identities

2020 has been like:

January

February

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

March

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March

Ap-

Junly

Augsepoctob…Halloween

Destiel

December