Okay Fucking Fine Guys Lets Make The Most Fucked Up Sandwich Ever Since That's All You Want To Do.

Such a painful and important point in their history

I bet his walk home looked exactly like this

Acting like Deku ain’t walking just a block behind him

Spooktober in VRChat

dr. stone is back, baby!

this was supposed to be done for stone day but i procrastinated :p

Marinette’s adoption habits

I live for all fanfics where Marinette just looks at a sheltered/abused/misunderstood/anything else bad or all and goes “You’re my kid now :)” 

Like:

Marinette, hearing Adrien explain that his father never lets him out of the house and doesn’t pay attention to him: You. You are my kid. My child. I will fight your father, trust me. I will. (Gabriel feels a chill down his spine)

Adrien: what? :D

Marinette, listening to Chat complain about his dad: Hey you know we could use a house cat :)

Chat: Yeah but my dad might look for me. 

Marinette: Your dad? If he looks for you? Not if I find him first :)

Marinette, listening to Luka’s daddy issues: …say how do you feel about having another mom?

Luka: …sure?

Marinette, watching Tomoe be too harsh on Kagami: *pulls out a sheet of paper* I’m gonna kidnap her.

Adrien: Marinette no!

Luka: …I feel like I should be concerned.

Marinette, finding out that Chloe’s mom doesn’t love her: *aggressively writes down sweater ideas for Chloe* Good fucking luck to you, because now you’re gonna drown in my love.

Chloe:: …is…is that a threat? Is she threatening me?

Marinette, pulling out some knitting supplies: No. I’m promising you love and affection.

Chloe: …why does it feel like you’re forcing yourself too?

Adrien, wearing a sweater that says ‘I’m the Chat’s Meow’: Oh she’s not. That’s anger for your mom and the fact that she didn’t know.

Chloe: …why would she be mad that she didn’t know?

Luka, wearing a sweater with a few music notes: Because she could’ve fed you and loved you sooner

Chloe: what?

Kagami, wearing a sweater that says ‘fencing queen’: Mother has adopted you now

Chloe, exhasperated: w h a t?

Marinette, looking at all the batkids and Bruce: …mine? 

All of her current kids: no.

Marinette, smiling as she hands them all new sweaters: Mine. My kids ^^

Damian, nodding: mother. 

(She tried to adopt Talia. It went like this:)

Talia: you… want to adopt me? I could kill you?

Marinette: What’s one more person trying to kill me? Anyway! Sweater! :D

Talia: …I don’t like sweaters

All of her kids plus Bruce: *gasp* she doesn’t like sweaters…

Marinette: *pouty* you don’t like sweaters…

Talia: …I’ll wear a sweater if you don’t adopt me.

Marinette: …deal.

Marinette, chasing an orphan and trying to give them food: LET. ME. ADOPT. YOU.

Orphan, running with her bag: NO? WHAT THE FUCK?

Marinette, eyeing up an orphanage: 

All of her kids (the orphan lost and was adopted): S T O P

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

The grip these brothers have on me is crazy

ok, i know I'm not the only one obsessed with the idea of Izuku having a tough childhood with an abusive father. (Or am I 🥴)

So I thought I'd share one of my fic ideas.

I've written around 800 words so far, and I'm hoping to write a lot more 🤣

So, class 1-A are just chilling in the common room, and even Bakugo is there (this is bkdk ofc but they're not together yet >:) ) and Izuku gets a phone call from an unknown number. He gets up to take the call, and surprise surprise, it's his father, who just got out of jail for his crimes (child abuse). I searched up the amount of time you're put away for child abuse, and it's up to 5 years depending on the severity. We'll say 8-10 years? I'll look into it.

But yeah, his father got out and called him, asking to see him for lunch and apologise for being a shitty dad (but C'mon, we all know he's a lying bastard).

Izuku gets mad, like, "who the fuck do you think you are? Don't call me, don't call mum," y'know all that jazz .

And class 1-A had ofc been listening, and the fact that Izuku MIDORIYA cursed is a thing in itself, so they obviously curious. But Izuku just looks right at Kacchan, and is like "he's back." Or something along those lines XD

And then cue protective bakugo, bkdk pining, sappy love story with some hopeful protective dadzawa and dad mic too because Izuku deserved better than Hisashi.

I'm hoping to make it a longish story, but you never know.

Well, I just wrote more than I meant to, I've probably lost everyone already :)

Todoroki: Midoriya, what age would you go to if you could?

Midoriya: 22

Bakugou: the fuck? Why?

Midoriya: then i can buy myself a beer so when i have to deal with your bullshit, it’ll be easier when im drunk.

Class 1 A:

Aizawa: this kid gets it

There it is, the worst Funko Pop