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There it is, the worst Funko Pop

Deadpool: It’s a teenage boy with black hair and blue eyes. I am legally required to pull a Batman.

The idea that housecats are baby-talking at humans when they meow is based on a misunderstanding.

Yes, it’s true that, amongst themselves, adult housecats generally only vocalise to communicate with kittens, but the particular set of vocalisations that adult cats use to communicate with humans is distinct from, and largely non-overlapping with, the set of vocalisations that they use to communicate with kittens.

Your average adult housecat has anywhere from twenty to fifty distinct vocalisations that are basically only used to communicate with humans.

Cats meowing at humans is less baby-talk and more your cat learning a whole second language.

the dumbest smart person i know

[jan 2025]

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

accessories dsmp characters would come with if they were collectible dolls:

(all characters come in their mc skins)

ctommy: a golden apple, henry, cat and mellohi, his ‘your tubbo’ compass, his lmanburg uniform jacket and hat

cdream: nightmare (his axe), tommys disks, his mask, the revive book, prison uniform + number

ctubbo: a bee, his ‘your tommy’ compass, his presidency jacket, a nuke (that’s as big as him)

cranboo: his memory book, tnt, an allium, a paper and gold crown, a sheet for ghostboo, hot water turns his eyes purple!!

(if you buy ctubbo and cranboo together you also get michael)

cwilbur: a lmanburg flag, a quill, tnt, blue for ghostbur, an apron that says wilburger - paradise, his pogtopia jacket, glasses

cphil: a crow that can sit on his shoulder, his hat, friendship emerald, detachable wings, bow and arrow

ctechno: gold crown + cape, friendship emerald, carl, totem, axe of peace

cquackity: schlatts heart, his beanie, a poker chip and tiny card set, boner (his horse), rubber duck, fiancé rings on necklace

csam: pumpkin pie, gas mask, passcode book thing, fran, crown, trident, vest and hard hat for sam nook, press his chest and get his animal crossing noise!!

cgeorge: mushroom hat, crown, minecraft bed, limited addition version comes with dreamxd

which one would you buy? ^_^

Post-wisdom saga Athena’s reaction to a sudden hug would be to remove her armor to not hurt Ody- change my mind

Todoroki: Midoriya, what age would you go to if you could?

Midoriya: 22

Bakugou: the fuck? Why?

Midoriya: then i can buy myself a beer so when i have to deal with your bullshit, it’ll be easier when im drunk.

Class 1 A:

Aizawa: this kid gets it

I just can’t get it out of my head how Shouto, who was introduced as “The Boy born with everything” - the perfect quirk, a rich family, groomed from an early age to become the strongest hero - by his mere existence is indirectly causing the collapse of hero society. 

In a way, his birth is a culmination of many things that are wrong with hero society - the over-emphasis on strong, flashy quirks, the ranking system which assigns worth to heroes based on results and popularity, disregarding their moral characters and makes heroics a zero-sum game rather than a team effort for the greater good. 

And it’s so ironic, because the entire Todoroki-family is a mini-version of hero society.  The children with weak quirks are immediately discarded and ignored (and let’s not talk about how both Fuyumi and Natsuo end up in professions where they truly help people), Touya is strong, but his body is imperfect, so no matter how hard he works, he can never fulfill Endeavor’s ambition to become No. 1., for which he is cast aside, when the “perfect child” is born. And how that causes resentment to the point where he turns not against his abuser, but against his fellow victim. 

And how twisted that Touya is every way the one true heir of Endeavor. He is completely wrapped up in his selfish goal, using people around him, including his own family (both his birth family and his found one) as mere stepping stones and puppets to further his goals, just like Endeavor taught him to. He is in every way the creation of “old” Endeavor’s values. 

While Shouto who rejected and resisted Endeavor’s attempts to mold him kicking and screaming every step of the way, who never subscribed to his father’s goal ends up being the one standing shoulder-to-shoulder with him, in almost matching hero gear,  looking on with horror as Touya is dancing on the ruins of everything Shouto was born to protect. Because heroes save everyone. 

And I’m guessing the question will be asked again. Who is everyone? Does it include abusive fathers who destroyed your family? How about villainous brothers who murder innocents out of spite?

Persephone hanging out with the puppies at night.