"Your Tunes Do Not Bring Me Joy, Calypso"

someone needs to chain me to the wall.

Bakudeku Headcanons

They both are possessive and protective over each other, but Bakugo is the most protective and Deku is the most possessive;

When Deku gets sick, if Bakugo is around he won't let anyone get near Deku except Recovery Girl, and when she ends the treatment and says to let Deku rest Bakugo will pick him up and keep him on his own dorms room;

Its most likely to him to get his clothes and give them for Deku to wear, after the geen haired boy takes a bath (with or without Bakugos help), in the case its a fever;

Bakugo won't leave Izukus side. No matter what, he doesn't step outside his room;

Bakugo accepts the food and drinks the others leave there for him and Deku, tought. Sato makes delicious food and the tea Momo brings is pretty tasty. But he still doesn't let any of them see Izuku;

Izukus moods change pretty quicky when he is sick;

A sick Izuku is a crybaby who wants to cuddle and kiss Katsuki all time when the blond is around. He gets depressed and starts to think about all the worst case scenarios, that he is useless in that state and how he can't protect anyone like this, if he is left alone;

But a sick Izuku is too a quiet and indifferent boy. He doesn't want any kind of physical contact from anyone and doesn't want to talk with anyone. When he is like this he pretty much just want to be left alone;

He can too be angry and moody. He will yell at Bakugo and right after feel nauseous but still scream "fight me!". He will want to go spar with Bakugo and repeat again and again that he will suprass Kacchan. Its not really convincing because his voice and face are all messed up, tough;

He changes for one mood to other like air and sometimes he can be more than one at the same time, which is pretty difficult to deal with;

That is why Bakugo prefers to keep Deku with him. He is good at keeping secrets and its a good material for him to make fun of Deku. The jokes are even funnier because aside them no-one has a single clue wtf they are talking about.

Bakugo knows how to deal with every single mood;

If he is dealing with the "Baby Deku", Katsuki will let Deku be spoiled all he wants and cuddle with him all time. He ends up sleeping with Deku almost 100% of the times;

If he is dealing with the "Antisocial Deku" he will get the things the others brought and put them all where Izuku can reach. Time to time he'll look at Deku to see if he is okay, but in a very careful way so that Izuku doesn't notice it;

If he is dealing with the "Brat Deku" he will get his headphones on and just look at Deku from his chair, reading his body language and catching him when he is going to fall on the floor. Eventually Deku will realise it and demand him to take off his headphones, tought;

That is when he has to go to the bed, bring Deku along and let Deku bite his arm or whatever part of his skin is near Deku. He doesn't even know how he discovered it and why the fuck Deku likes it, but apparently Izuku calms down when he bites Katsuki and will eventually sleep after a several amount of bites;

Hiding all the bites is a pain because most of the times at least one of his arms gets covered by them, and it include his hands and his hands are sweaty;

Deku in all moods end up wanting to kiss Bakugo, tough. And everytime he ends up giving in, what end up with him getting sick right after Deku recovers;

He had a hard time trying not to explode his anger on Deku before, because sometimes he gets so fucking annoying (mainly when he is the "Brat Deku"). But he snapped one time and Deku wouldn't stop crying for almost 10 minutes, so he never snapped ever again;

He learnt that Deku is actually pretty cute like that and that its funny to watch him. Everytime Deku does something that surprises him;

When Bakugo gets sick, if Deku is around he will get him to recovery girl right away. He causes a lot of trouble because he uses One for Alls speed to run faster.

When he gets on the nursery he probably will be crying with Kacchan on his arms:

"I know his life isn't in danger, its just a cold but..."

"You emo...tional... bastard..." The almost unconscious Bakugo says;

Or he doesn't cry at all, but is still desperate and screams as soon as he gets on the nursery:

"Recovery Girl, please help Kacchan!!!"

Recovery Girl sighs and tell Deku to be quiet, treats Bakugo and says to let him rest. Deku too won't leave Kacchan at the nursery.

He will run to his room again, put Kacchan on his bed, and listens to what Kacchan says. Kacchan too has different moods, but unlike Deku he just has two:

The first is when he gets touch starved and cryes everytime Deku moves even a bit away from him. In this case Izuku will gladly cuddle him and tell Kacchan how cute he is. Deku will be quik to get food and drinks and go to the toilet when he sees that Kacchan felt asleep, both because Katsuki almost everytime wakes up right away if Deku isn't touching him and because he loves cuddling with him;

The second is when he gets a bit depressed and won't talk at all. He still wants to cuddle but won't tell Deku what he wants as he would on the first mood. He will cry a lot and hug tightly on Deku if Deku hugs him and says he loves him, though;

The hero of hyrule!!!

i love this trio

My masterpiece

A Brief Rundown of the IRL Ithaca Saga (to the best of my memory, in probably not chronological order)

jorge (creator, odysseus) decided it'll be cool to celebrate the ithaca saga with the epic cast via a trip to ithaca, greece

surely nothing can go wrong

mico (telemachus) seemingly found out about the trip with the rest of the fandom. he proceeded to plot a trip to ithaca

the epic cast dealt with multiple broken vans and missed a ferry by one minute. they had to cancel a stream because they were too exhausted

mico made it onto a plane

ithaca got hit by a typhoon, forcing them to move another stream indoors

mico got banned from tiktok. it was reversed

mason (tireseas) asked luke (zeus) to stop the rain. luke refused

the crew hiked up to odysseus' palace. they ran into a roadblock. mason looked into the future and did not see a way around it. (they found a way around it)

the crew found a well and sang their epic songs into it. except jp (crew) who just sang happy birthday

janani (aphrodite) also sang "royal we" into the well

anna (penelope) made it onto the plane to fly out to ithaca

hermes (troy) decided to take a plane to ithaca like a normal human instead of teleporting. he got side-eyed by a woman at the airport as he slept sprawled out in a chair. this quickly became a meme

hermes arrived in ithaca to the delight of everyone except jorge. mico also appeared in his videos. mico still had not updated anything after getting on the plane

anna's connecting flight got cancelled, leaving her stranded in a fancy hotel. she struggled to find the toilet in her hotel room

mico finally updated, claiming he was stuck in munich. mason appears in the video and gives him a water bottle, proving he is lying

the fandom believes mico anyway

mico is forced to post another video revealing he had been gaslighting us basically the entire time and was just delayed in getting to ithaca, that was all

troy and talya (circe), in character, talk about tea. troy says the tea tastes like her father's approval. earle (ares) then asks for 1000 cups and breaks down crying as luke cuts the camera

jorge posts a video apologizing for mico's absence, encouraging him to fly to ithaca, new york. mico appears in the background of this video

mico posts a video saying that he's finally in ithaca, but the crew is in ithaca, new york. jorge appears in the background of this video

jp films a behind the scenes video, calling out "some random guy" who just showed up asking if anyone knows jorge. it's mico

janani sings "royal we" again, but after she says "troy was breached" troy comes out screaming in pain. mico appears in the background of this, filming the video from two points above

it's time for the ithaca saga livestream... except it gets cancelled because the connection is bad and jorge's devices are dying

TL;DR: the gods saw the epic crew in ithaca and went "do you guys think it'll be really funny if we just. recreated the odyssey"

Decided to get back into art and chose to make the most cursed fanart of Dream I could imagine, inspired somehow by Technoblade saying we draw Dream's skin wrong he's just a teletubby with eyes for nips, I'm sorry for bringing this curse into the world

Red Snow, part 3: The Choice part 1: here part 2: here

Nomadic heroes and their spirit animals.


Can we talk about how Deku’s spirit animal is a motherfucking ram? For those of you who don’t know, rams (a.k.a Bighorn Sheep) are not predators, but you just don’t fucking mess with them. Their horns can weight over 30 pounds–more than all bones in their bodies combined and when fighting for dominance they can charge at each other at 20 freaking miles an hour. Their skulls are literally built to violently bash against one another. But they’re also like, not extremely violent–they’re freaking herbivore sheep, like “I’m chill, you’re chill, just don’t mess with me and we good.”


In matters of symbolism they stand for vitality, unyielding courage, wisdom, discernment and as the male sheep, their first order of priority is protecting the herd against threats. Culturally speaking they’re also associated with sacrifice and achievement (hey Izuku, self-sacrificial much?) and wanna know more? They also sometimes engage in homosexual activity. Izuku shouts: has anyone seen Kacchan?!


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