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"but it refused"

But to me, he’s the magician

Decchan having one of those fake kid weddings when they were little but they both took it so seriously. All dressed up in their best clothes, they had their parents there and of course, Izuku's All Might toy was officiating them.

But they've both kind of forgotten about it until they're having one of their arguments in class and Izuku says, "This is no way to treat your husband."

Naturally everyone else is very confused meanwhile Katsuki is there like, "We were fucking five, Deku."

Bakudeku Headcanons

They both are possessive and protective over each other, but Bakugo is the most protective and Deku is the most possessive;

When Deku gets sick, if Bakugo is around he won't let anyone get near Deku except Recovery Girl, and when she ends the treatment and says to let Deku rest Bakugo will pick him up and keep him on his own dorms room;

Its most likely to him to get his clothes and give them for Deku to wear, after the geen haired boy takes a bath (with or without Bakugos help), in the case its a fever;

Bakugo won't leave Izukus side. No matter what, he doesn't step outside his room;

Bakugo accepts the food and drinks the others leave there for him and Deku, tought. Sato makes delicious food and the tea Momo brings is pretty tasty. But he still doesn't let any of them see Izuku;

Izukus moods change pretty quicky when he is sick;

A sick Izuku is a crybaby who wants to cuddle and kiss Katsuki all time when the blond is around. He gets depressed and starts to think about all the worst case scenarios, that he is useless in that state and how he can't protect anyone like this, if he is left alone;

But a sick Izuku is too a quiet and indifferent boy. He doesn't want any kind of physical contact from anyone and doesn't want to talk with anyone. When he is like this he pretty much just want to be left alone;

He can too be angry and moody. He will yell at Bakugo and right after feel nauseous but still scream "fight me!". He will want to go spar with Bakugo and repeat again and again that he will suprass Kacchan. Its not really convincing because his voice and face are all messed up, tough;

He changes for one mood to other like air and sometimes he can be more than one at the same time, which is pretty difficult to deal with;

That is why Bakugo prefers to keep Deku with him. He is good at keeping secrets and its a good material for him to make fun of Deku. The jokes are even funnier because aside them no-one has a single clue wtf they are talking about.

Bakugo knows how to deal with every single mood;

If he is dealing with the "Baby Deku", Katsuki will let Deku be spoiled all he wants and cuddle with him all time. He ends up sleeping with Deku almost 100% of the times;

If he is dealing with the "Antisocial Deku" he will get the things the others brought and put them all where Izuku can reach. Time to time he'll look at Deku to see if he is okay, but in a very careful way so that Izuku doesn't notice it;

If he is dealing with the "Brat Deku" he will get his headphones on and just look at Deku from his chair, reading his body language and catching him when he is going to fall on the floor. Eventually Deku will realise it and demand him to take off his headphones, tought;

That is when he has to go to the bed, bring Deku along and let Deku bite his arm or whatever part of his skin is near Deku. He doesn't even know how he discovered it and why the fuck Deku likes it, but apparently Izuku calms down when he bites Katsuki and will eventually sleep after a several amount of bites;

Hiding all the bites is a pain because most of the times at least one of his arms gets covered by them, and it include his hands and his hands are sweaty;

Deku in all moods end up wanting to kiss Bakugo, tough. And everytime he ends up giving in, what end up with him getting sick right after Deku recovers;

He had a hard time trying not to explode his anger on Deku before, because sometimes he gets so fucking annoying (mainly when he is the "Brat Deku"). But he snapped one time and Deku wouldn't stop crying for almost 10 minutes, so he never snapped ever again;

He learnt that Deku is actually pretty cute like that and that its funny to watch him. Everytime Deku does something that surprises him;

When Bakugo gets sick, if Deku is around he will get him to recovery girl right away. He causes a lot of trouble because he uses One for Alls speed to run faster.

When he gets on the nursery he probably will be crying with Kacchan on his arms:

"I know his life isn't in danger, its just a cold but..."

"You emo...tional... bastard..." The almost unconscious Bakugo says;

Or he doesn't cry at all, but is still desperate and screams as soon as he gets on the nursery:

"Recovery Girl, please help Kacchan!!!"

Recovery Girl sighs and tell Deku to be quiet, treats Bakugo and says to let him rest. Deku too won't leave Kacchan at the nursery.

He will run to his room again, put Kacchan on his bed, and listens to what Kacchan says. Kacchan too has different moods, but unlike Deku he just has two:

The first is when he gets touch starved and cryes everytime Deku moves even a bit away from him. In this case Izuku will gladly cuddle him and tell Kacchan how cute he is. Deku will be quik to get food and drinks and go to the toilet when he sees that Kacchan felt asleep, both because Katsuki almost everytime wakes up right away if Deku isn't touching him and because he loves cuddling with him;

The second is when he gets a bit depressed and won't talk at all. He still wants to cuddle but won't tell Deku what he wants as he would on the first mood. He will cry a lot and hug tightly on Deku if Deku hugs him and says he loves him, though;

was talking to my gf about my fear of dying young for being trans and my mom putting my deadname on my gravestone, and she said "i hope that never happens, but if it does, i will carve your name into your grave myself if i have to." and i think theres something extremely raw about that sentiment and trans community in general. you can kill only our bodies, but you cant kill transsexuality

Penelope of Sparta remains unphased by her husband's war crimes.

One man's trash (derogatory) is another man's trash (affectionate)

Aizawa: does anybody want to talk about their feelings?

Todoroki: i do

Aizawa: i know

Todoroki: i’m sad

Aizawa: [sighing] i know, Todoroki

Hello chocolatiers here is a new idea, and this is one of my altime favorites so far.

Ok so, Marinette and Jason are siblings who got separated. Jason is adopted by Bruce and Marinette is adopted by Tom and Sabine. Jason becomes Robin and dies. Marinette is informed of his death but isn’t able/allowed to attend the funeral. She never meets Bruce. Marinette is bullied by Chloe and then Lila and the class. She becomes ladybug and chat is useless.

Even though things in class are tough. Marinette makes a fabulous class trip. She has them set to go to New York (with tours of Stark Industries, and New York Times along with Broadway production tickets), then they are to go to Starling City (where th Rey get to tour Queen industry, and their parks), next they go to Central City (they have some basic tours of some museums and stuff), finally they will end in Gotham (tour Wayne Enterprise and the gardens).

Marinette had a good time in New York, Lila lies all day every day, but she ignored it. They had a fligh to Starlight City and Marinette had to use the restroom or something before they left, but when she got back to the gate the plane was gone, and so was her class. She had no clothes (those were on the plane) and she didn’t have a lot of money. She was having a hard time breathing when all of a sudden Tony f*cking Stark struts his way over to her and helps her breath again.

Tony and Peter were coming back from Wakanda. Peter knoticed Marinette and points her out to Tony, making some joke of if she is a lost Stark or something. Tony looks at Marinette and immediately knows she is having an attack, he knows how that feels, so he immediately goes over to her and helps her through it. He finds out that Marinette got left behind by her class and this pisses Tony off. He then tells her he can/will help her out. All three of them then head to the Avenger’s Tower.

She meets the Avengers, and she is totally normal. No stuttering, spasming, tripping, or anything but treating them like they are normal. This intrigues the Avengers. They invite her to watch some of them train while Tony looks into getting her back to her class. While she watches them train she ends up handing Steve his shield (like it was a piece of paper), and Thor his hammer (like it was nothing), this shocks everyone.

Steve: Hey Thor, does this mean this kid is now the new ruler of Asgard?

Thor: . . . . . I must introduce her to the Allfather. Come child of earth.

Tony: *runs into the room, body slamming the door on his way in* DONT GO WITH HIM!!!!!!! IM ADOPTING HER!

Pepper: *appears from nowhere* no you’re not

Peter and Marinette become close friends. The hulk also meets Marinette. The team is worried, but Hulk just kinda picks her up and says “Baby” and tries to burp her. . . . . . . . Tony gets plenty of pictures of this. Marinette is a grumpy sunshine child, and she threatens Tony and Peter if they post any of those pictures.

Tony tells Marinette that he has a friend in town that lives in Starlight City and he has agreed to take her with him when he returns home. Marinette will be getting picked up in a few hours, so Tony, Peter, Steve, Thor, and Pepper take Marinette out to get some clothes. This ends in chaos, mayhem, emotional trauma, and the Avengers learn how truly terrifying teenager girls are. Pepper is now wanting to adopt Marinette.

Later that evening Oliver Queen and Roy Harper show up at Avenger tower to pick Marinette up. Roy thinks she will be like all the other girls he knows, shallow and a gold digger or a super hero. He isn’t prepared for the absolute angel that is Marinette. He is love struck, and he becomes the gentleman that Oliver has tried to teach him to be. The only thing Oliver is thinking is “did Bruce get another one?”

Marinette and Roy hit it off very well (roynette is endgame people) they talk for hours. They exchange numbers. Oliver finds out that no, she isn’t adopted by Bruce <not yet anyway>. But she was born in Gotham, she had an older brother who died when she was younger. Oliver found out she is MDC and immediately wanted to commission a suit. She agreed and they were talking suit styles and colors until they arrived in front of her hotel in Starling City. They told her not to hesitate if she needed anything.

Her class didn’t even knotice she was missing. She got her room key and went to sleep. The next morning she was the first one up and downstairs. The breakfast pasteries were gross so she went to the kitchen and taught the staff how to make a good crossaint. She was putting a fresh batch out in the buffet area when her classmates arrived. Lila pauses when she saw her. How had Marinette gotten here? She made sure to destroy her plane ticket. Anyway Lila lies the entire trip as well. She convinces Max to hack into Marinette’s phone and change her alarms. On the day they head to Central City, Marinette’s alarm goes off 30 minutes after the bus leaves.

Marinette sighs and calls Roy. Roy is pissed that her teacher left her behind AGAIN. So he calls up Barry Alan (I watch the Flash tv show so those are the characters I will be using). Roy tells him about how the teacher is incompetent and left a student behind. Roy arrives to pick Marinette up, only to see two guys hitting on her. Roy stops that sh*t real quick. Then they head to Central City. They swing by Star Labs and Marinette meets Barry and his friends. They fall in love with Marinette. She is sweet and kind and adorable. Barry sees her as an innocent sister who must be protected. They take her to her class. He convinced the chief to let the class come visit the precinct. Lila is taking credit for everything, while Marinette gives out pasteries that she made at Star Labs. The officers love Marinette, especially Joe. He sees his daughter in Marinette. Some of the officers offered to teach the class some self defense, in case they were in trouble, and they refused to say how scared they were when Marinette took them down. It was way too easy for her to take them down. The tall kid with frosted tips didn’t do half as well as she did. Roy and Barry only seen that level of skill on hero’s or black belts. Lila started gushing about how she trained with some famous martial artist but had to stop due to her arthritis. The class got held hostage by Captain Cold. Marinette distracts him long enough for the hostages to escape, and the police and hero’s to arrive. She talked about everything from how he could make more money by hiring himself out as a ice machine to people in third world countries to his lack of fashion. By the time the hero’s arrived she was redesigning his entire wardrobe. He was just confused. The officers that arrived on the scene recognized Marinette and were horrified that her class left her in the hands of a criminal. Marinette just brushed it off as no big deal, she was used to it. This had them in near tears. The Flash helped her get back to the hotel. Barry was freaking pissed, so he took a couple pictures with Marinette, took her to get ice cream, and then took her back to her hotel; all before the class arrived.

When the class did arrive at the hotel they started accusing Marinette of working with Cold, but then they saw the Flash. Alya immediately started interviewing him. Only for him to snatch her phone out of her hand and delete the video. She wasnt happy about that, but Barry didn’t care. He stalked over to Bustier and started tearing her apart for abandoning a student. He then went to the police chief and let him know what happened.

Joe finds out what happened and knows that the class’s next stop is Gotham. He calls an old friend, Gordon, and tells him what’s going on and to keep an eye out for Marinette. Gordon agreed but doesn’t think that any teacher can be that stupid.

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He is proven wrong when he goes to greet the class only to find that Bustier left Marinette behind. Gordon is dumbfounded, then furious when she said that Marinette can handle herself. Gordon then calls for a manhunt for this child. 15 minutes later he gets a call from Bruce that he has Marinette in his custody. He has permission from her parents to take care of her while she is in Gotham. Gordon starts compiling evidence of criminal neglect to send to the French Board of Education.

Roy was woken up to a call from Marinette. She got left behind again. He calls his friend Jason and tells him about what’s going on and if it’s ok if he stays with him until Marinette goes back to France. Jason,doesn’t know this is his sister, says yes. Roy and Marinette become an official couple on the way to Gotham. Bruce is trying to get everything ready for a non hero to come to their house, even if only for a few hours.

What no one expected was, when Alfred led them into the house. For Marinette and Jason to lock eyes, and for Mari to body check Jason. They also didn’t expect for Marinette and Jason to start crying, or for them to be siblings. Marinette slapped Jason a few times for making her think he died.

Roy pales when he realizes that Jason is her brother. Jason is furious at Roy for dating his sister. Marinette tried to keep her brother from killing her boyfriend, which is a struggle. She tells Bruce what happened with her class and he excused himself to go call her parents and inform them of what has happened. They give him permission to take care of their daughter while she is in Gotham. He also sets up future visits for Marinette to come to Gotham.

While Bruce is away, Damian arrives, sees a new dark haired minor, and immediately concludes his father has adopted another. He then proceeds to attack her, but Marinette takes a sword from a nearby knight and parries him. She barley keeps him at bay, when he realizes that she has some very basic knowledge of swordsmanship. He stops attacking her and starts teaching her. Thus an impenetrable sibling bond has formed. She cookes with Alfred. Dick teaches her how to trapieze. She gives Tim her illegal coffee recipe. Her and Jason talk for hours.

She also finds the Batcave. Only because she went to the library and tried getting a book, that happened to be the hidden enterance. She chews Bruce out for not dealing with the Joker in time to save her brother. She was just letting out her frustrations and everyone knew it. She met Louis and Clark, who she pulled to the side and told him to find a better disguise because it is obvious he is superman. She pats his shoulder and walks away. Louis slips Bruce $10.

Bruce invites the class to the Wayne Gala and provides clothes for them to wear. Marinette refuses the offer and makes her own dress. She also makes gifts for the Batfam.

Marinette is finally able to see Lila’s lies fall apart, at the Gala, and she refuses to forgive the class. What they did is not something that she can get over that easily. All of the abuse, the lack of loyalty, the manipulation, and demand for her time, energy, and supplies to give them what they want. She. Is. Done. She burned those bridges.

When the class is heading back to Paris their notifications go off. They are getting tagged in pictures of Marinette with the Avengers, Oliver Queen and Roy Harper, of the Central City Police force, with the Flash, with the Wayne’s, and Louis and Clark. They were shocked. How could Marinette get the opportunity to meet all of these people when she was with them the entire time. That’s when they realized, she wasn’t with them. The only time they remember seeing her is when they were on tours or she suddenly appeared in the places they were heading to. She was never with them when they left.

i love this trio