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Hug the poor dear!

Reblog if you would give Cayde-6 a hug

…and maybe eat a sandwich

Don't mind me. Just sittin’ here drying flowers for my bookshelf...

Don't think I'm doing it 100% correct, but I'm trying. Not the most aesthetic pictures in the world either, but they bring me joy I suppose. That's what counts right?

Probably very old but I still love it!

Giveaway!

I reached 1000 followers today! For real, not a bot! No bots, I block them all (I hope). Real people following me @.@

Anyway, as a thank you, I’m gonna give away a little thing!

It’s a Crimson shell because I love you guys!

Been working on this for a long time, on and off. It’s one of only two that exist, because that’s how much felt I had. This one I’ll be mailing to the winner of this little giveaway!

Important:

Be prepared to give an address to be mailed to

Please be aware of your own allergies. It’s felt and fiberfill from a Michael’s craft store, and and stitched in a room with a cat. Who likes t get his fur on everything. I’m sorry if this means you wouldn’t be able to have this around you, that just means it’s probably not a good idea to enter the giveaway, sorry!

Likes and reblogs count! I’m not certain multiple reblogs will show up in the notes page though, and that’s where I’ll be checking.

You do not have to be following me, and I won’t check if you were! This is open to anyone!

I’ll be giving this one week, will check next weekly reset and pick the winner!

Good luck!

This is my cat, and this is a giant box. Internet, your welcome

I can't exactly do good faces but ill doodle poster ideas all day! If you value your paper you best not leave it with me unattended! The sketch monster strikes again :)

"Really? Did ya hear the one about some Eala chick? The blue bunny startled a Stormcaller from behind her buddy. It took weeks for the static cling to get out of him, even after the revive!" "Yeah, I know that one. She was planning it out for weeks. She knew that one was jumpy and learned his daily routine JUST to prank them both. She was really laying on the hunters-hide-good trope too. Tailed him all the way to the bathroom door. That poor exo though. He's still twitching after a month in. At least he's not a low key magnet anymore."

CONCEPT

“Surprise Accidental Vaporization” being a common reasons for why Guardians are killed and revived at the Tower and elsewhere, particularly when another Guardian startles or scares a Warlock.

Imagine:

“Oh, yeah, Dani. She got vaporized again. Yeah, she jumped out and yelled ‘DANI!’ to a Sunsinger. Poor guy was so scared he turned Dani to ashes in an instant.”

Transformers Media Available on the Internet Archive

Compiling some resources here which might be useful or interesting to others! :)

Animated Shows (General) 

The Transformers (G1) 

The Transformers Summertime Colouring Book - 52 Pages

The Transformers Under the Sea Colouring Book - 50 Pages

The Transformers Lost Treasure of Cybertron Colouring Book - 48 Pages

The Transformers Deadly Fuel Shortage Colouring Book - 48 Pages

The Transformers Super Activity Book - 68 Pages

Transformers Legacy - The Art of Transformers Toy Packaging - 281 Pages

The Transformers Annual 1985 - 64 Pages

Transformers Armada 

Transformers Armada Official Guidebook - 52 Pages

Transformers Energon 

Transformers Energon Official Guidebook - 52 Pages

Transformers Prime 

Transformers Prime Official Guidebook - 100 Pages

The Covenant of Primus (Lore Book) - 173 Pages

Comic Media (General) 

G1 

Transformers UK Comics Collection (1984 -1991) - ? Pages

Best of Transformers: Eye of the Storm (Marvel Compilation) - 268 Pages

Transformers: Cybertron Redux (Marvel Compilation) - 148 Pages

TFA 

Screenshot Comic - Transformers Animated Volume 3 - 96 Pages

IDW 1  

IDW 1 Transformers Collection - 380 Pages 

TFP 

Screenshot Comic - Darkness Falls - 112 Pages

Screenshot Comic - Autobots Versus Zombies - 32 Pages

Screenshot Comic - Beast Hunters - 148 Pages

Audio Media (General) 

Music / Albums

Transformers History of Music (1984-1990) - All Tracks 

Transformers Micron Densetsu OST - All Tracks

G1 - The Transformers Season 3 Theme - MP3

Books on Tape 

G1 - Slaves of the Insecticons - 16:45 Playtime 

G1 - Satellite of Doom - 13:58 Playtime 

G1 - Storms of Destruction - 12:41 Playtime 

G1 - When Continents Collide - 14:01 Playtime 

G1 - Jaws of Terror - 17:57 Playtime 

Video Game Media (General) 

The Art of Transformers War for Cybertron - 78 Pages

G1 - Commodore 64/Spectrum - The Transformers (Playable)

G1 - Commodore 64/Activision - Transformers: Battle to Save the Earth (Playable) (Side A Version Here, Playable) 

Beast Wars PS1 Manual - 14 Pages

Beast Wars Metals (Video Game Booklet) (JPN) - 34 Pages

Beast Wars N64 Transmetals (Video Game Booklet) (USA) - 16 Pages

Children’s Books (General) 

G1 - Decepticon Poison - 84 Pages

G1 - Decepticon Hideout - 48 Pages

G1- Galvatron’s Air Attack - 48 Pages

G1 - Autobots Fight Back - 43 Pages

G1 - Laserbeak’s Fury - 43 Pages

G1 - Megatron’s Fight for Power - 43 Pages

Armada - Race for the Minicon Robots - 68 Pages

TFA - Prime Suspect - 148 Pages

TFP - Decepticon in Disguise - 36 Pages 

TFP - Meet Team Prime - 40 Pages

TFP - Optimus Under Threat - 148 Pages

Rescue Bots - Team of Heroes - 36 Pages

RID - Drift’s Samurai Showdown - 148 Pages

Transformers Japanese Media (General) 

Transformers Visual Works Art Book - ? Pages 

Legends of the Microns (Armada) (English Subs)

Beast Wars Neo (English Subs) 

Beast Wars 2 Box Set (English Subs + Extras)

Q-Transformers (Raw) 

Miscellaneous Media (General)

G1- The Transformers Australian TV Commercials (1987) 

G1 - Het Grote Avontuur Van De Transformers Deel 1 (Dutch Dub) (1987)

G1 / Various - Transformers: The Ultimate Sticker Book - 16 Pages

G1 - Optimus Prime WinAmp Skin 

Will keep updating this as I dig more stuff up! :) 

Have I ever told you guys about the time there was a leaf bug at one of the Walmart checkout kiosks?

The Dawn of the most Dysfunctional Fireteam Ever

It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining and the birds were letting forth their serenade. A curious hunter was walking to a lesser trafficked part of the tower to investigate a poster he saw in the main entrance. Ok, lesser trafficed was an understatement. It was almost deserted when Xur didn’t visit! He saw a titan standing next to a statue where they were supposed to meet.

(Hunter) Hey, I saw your poster. “Titan in need of a fire teaaa…” What in the world is HE doing here?

(Warlock) Hey! I’m doing the same as you, you idiotic dull-blade!

(Hunter) WHAT DID YOU JUST STAY BLANKET BACK!

(Warlock) I SAID I’M DOING THE SAME A-(Stranger) ENOUGH!

A lovely female titan walks out of the nearby bar.

(Stranger Titan) You boys can save that for the enemy. Now, as long as you two won’t break anything, come in and let’s discuss the upcoming raid.

The two smitten men stared at the retreating beauty before glancing back to the other titan by the statue. The lonely striker only shrugged his shoulders as they glared at each other and proceeded into the bar…

{Hope you enjoy my little spark of inspiration! I know it’s not the greatest, but it’s mine and I’m proud. Cya later fellow guardians!}